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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219873 times)

Hubris Incalculable

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3915 on: April 06, 2011, 06:21:20 pm »
Metamance ducttape for hasty repairs
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3916 on: April 06, 2011, 06:24:14 pm »
Pry the hole open and jump into the other side
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3917 on: April 06, 2011, 06:37:00 pm »
Make ducttape suit. For great justice.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3918 on: April 06, 2011, 06:37:38 pm »
The fifth wall attempts to fall on you for trying to sneak through. Being a wall, it doesn't succeed, but the hole wasn't big enough anyway. Ducks are summoned, taped together, and attached to the hole in the wall. You don't understand how this is supposed to help, but you heard the idea from the otherside of the wall so it must work somewhere.
Violentrix appears on the horizon, chased by Pirates wielding loud, smoky things. He appears to be wearing taped ducks in an attemp to fly.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3919 on: April 06, 2011, 06:38:47 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on April 06, 2011, 06:37:00 pm
Make ducttape suit. For great justice.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3920 on: April 06, 2011, 06:39:42 pm »
Violentrix has that. hes just too far away from us right now to tell its a full suit.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3921 on: April 06, 2011, 06:58:00 pm »
...Summon the ninja cats to chase after him and the pirates
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3922 on: April 06, 2011, 07:04:33 pm »
The summoning poofs a haiku instead
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Pay More attention
We are already on it
You Shortsight.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

skaltum

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3923 on: April 08, 2011, 08:26:34 pm »
reannimate the samuria squrruil and use it's skull for the metamancing skull throne!
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3924 on: April 08, 2011, 08:27:39 pm »
Ponder what happened to the last two syllables of the haiku
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3925 on: April 08, 2011, 08:32:56 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 08, 2011, 08:27:39 pm
Ponder what happened to the last two syllables of the haiku
They're cats, not poets.
(and I miscounted :-\)

Reverting back to town, The samurai squirrel is found hiding inside a cube of masonry. You leave it alone, curious to see what it had planned.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3926 on: April 08, 2011, 09:19:46 pm »
A lizard with a sword walks by you as you invisibly watch the Samurai Squirrel. You wonder where its headed to, and where it got the sword from.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3927 on: April 08, 2011, 09:22:07 pm »
Note shameless reference.
Recruit lizard!
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3928 on: April 08, 2011, 09:23:15 pm »
MAWHAHAHA, I HAVE HAD MY NOT-TOO-SUBTLE PARODY REFERENCED IN THE PARODIED WORK IN LESS THAN ONE DAY!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3929 on: April 08, 2011, 09:27:00 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on April 08, 2011, 09:23:15 pm
MAWHAHAHA, I HAVE HAD MY NOT-TOO-SUBTLE PARODY REFERENCED IN THE PARODIED WORK IN LESS THAN ONE DAY!
references are easy.
annoying writers block is not.
So reference have you.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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