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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Arguing about Ice Age, but not the movie.
« Reply #750 on: September 25, 2010, 01:29:17 pm »

That is why you always write in notepad first.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Arguing about Ice Age, but not the movie.
« Reply #751 on: September 25, 2010, 01:32:10 pm »

That is why you always write in notepad first.

I'm not sure why I find this so amusing.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Arguing about Ice Age, but not the movie.
« Reply #752 on: September 25, 2010, 01:47:13 pm »

Have we tried alchemizing a squirrel and frozen fire? That sounds like a fun idea.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Arguing about Ice Age, but not the movie.
« Reply #753 on: September 25, 2010, 01:48:26 pm »

Have we tried alchemizing a squirrel and frozen fire? That sounds like a fun idea.

That would be a waste of a squirrel, and you're delaying the addy schedule even further. Let's save that for later.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Arguing about Ice Age, but not the movie.
« Reply #754 on: September 25, 2010, 02:02:08 pm »

not a waste, tis FOR SCIENCE! MAGERY!

and it gives me something to write about (I'm not going to bother typing that whole thing back up. Whatever you had along with the addy process is implied just this once, quote it and I'll add the stuff to the inventory.)

You grab a squirrel, and drop it in the pot. You then put your frozen flame in, and anger the squirrel, quickly sealing the pot and listening in. it eventually cracks the ice, and theres is much noise. the squirrel's thoughts went from 'hmm?' to what a squirrel would think if it was a Battle Squirrel, which is pretty much "PUNCH!BITE!RAWR!YELL!REPEAT!"
You open the pot and it jumps out, screams victoriously while pointing upwards, (obvoiusly the fire vanished, so it must have won :P), and fall off the pot lid, dead.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Arguing about Ice Age, but not the movie.
« Reply #755 on: September 25, 2010, 02:02:43 pm »

Where is the activity of MAGIC!!! coming from?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - ...
« Reply #756 on: September 25, 2010, 02:04:00 pm »

what do you mean?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - ...
« Reply #757 on: September 25, 2010, 02:05:14 pm »

I left for 9 hours and we jump 6 pages. That is a lot of activity.

Being useful, we should make another giant squirrel with fur and stuff to be our pet and epic mount. Go and buy a saddle.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Arguing about Ice Age, but not the movie.
« Reply #758 on: September 25, 2010, 02:06:04 pm »

Argh, you and your cruel jokes!
Take out portal, hop in portal, search for not brittle scrap metal, grab portal again, hop in portal, use metamancy to strengthen metal, make crysteel, refine crysteel to great, make addy.
Happy?

Implied addy process.
We need to practice metamancy, we'll revisit combat squirrel later.
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« Reply #759 on: September 25, 2010, 02:08:05 pm »

Poke the squirrel with a stick. If it remains dead, mix it with a reactive.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - ...
« Reply #760 on: September 25, 2010, 02:08:46 pm »

6 pages normal? I have it set at 25, so Its not been very far for me.

Theres not much to revisit with Battle Squirrel anyway. it attacked, got burned to almost death, and  acted like a Spartan before dieing on our clean dirt floor.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #761 on: September 25, 2010, 02:09:24 pm »

Poke the squirrel with a stick. If it remains dead, mix it with a reactive.

This, then metamancy practice.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #762 on: September 25, 2010, 02:14:04 pm »

you poke the dead thing with a stick. it makes a noise like a rock trying to whistle.

you practie, but run out of magic before you get all the way to rank 11 metamancy.
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« Reply #763 on: September 25, 2010, 02:15:25 pm »

This is the PERFECT chance to try absorbing mana from nature with psionics! Let's do it!
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« Reply #764 on: September 25, 2010, 02:22:21 pm »

its kind of a tautology thing, though. You need magic to absorb it, but we have none.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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