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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 218862 times)

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #405 on: September 21, 2010, 09:01:54 pm »

Combine Metamancey nd Cryomancey to turn a squirrel into a still living ICE SQUIRREL (that can't melt)
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Argonnek

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #406 on: September 21, 2010, 09:05:19 pm »

Nah, squirrels don't regenerate tails (as far as I know), but many lizards do. It should be easier to find lizards than starfish. Assuming, of course, you don't kill all of the lizards in your area with your aura of cold.

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« Reply #407 on: September 21, 2010, 09:14:58 pm »

You need to make giant squirrels that grow reactive flowers instead of hair.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #408 on: September 21, 2010, 09:39:03 pm »

its not really an aura of cold yet, just enough to irritate a really touchy Psionic shopkeeper. lizards should be fine.
You get a better idea than waiting for the Blue Flowers to grow back. turn squirrels into Blue Flower sheep! You go out, snowballs at the ready, and stun every squirrel you see, except the 3 or 4 you missed. You then put all 20 or so stone caged inside an air bubble, and put the air bubble inside the bag of holding. You see the dwarves making excellent progress, B4 of Experimental Tower (your original one) is dug out and smoothed, the secret hallway is dug (which means all the underground floors are done), and L4 of your aboveground tower is being built as you watch. Woo!

You get home, take a nap, eat, drink, and start working. you take the air bubble out and pop it, which dumps them all on the floor of the 2nd deepest level.

After 5 abominations that could barely be called squirrel are knocked out of their misery via icicle, you're tired already. Metamancy is annoyingly quick to use up your magic, but theres SO MUCH you could do with it! You go to sleep.

Adept Metamancer, you are. (Rank 7)
15 squirrels still in the tower.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

breadbocks

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« Reply #409 on: September 21, 2010, 11:11:59 pm »

Hmm. We're going about this the wrong way... Do it in three steps. One: Make a squirrel around lion size. Wait a few days for it to get it's body used to it, and change it to have no fur. Step three, change it's skin to be thicker, and closer to the consistency and content of dirt, and plant some blue flower seedlings in it.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #410 on: September 21, 2010, 11:42:24 pm »

Make a squirrel around lion size.

No.  That can only end badly.
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skaltum

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« Reply #411 on: September 22, 2010, 04:00:37 am »

Make a squirrel around lion size.

No.  That can only end badly. in a FUN way

fixed :P
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Tack

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #412 on: September 22, 2010, 06:07:46 am »

But if you Tame it!
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Armok

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« Reply #413 on: September 22, 2010, 08:12:05 am »

I say, make the sqirels abaut 10 times biger, then change just the fur to flowers while trying to avoid affecting the rest.
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« Reply #414 on: September 22, 2010, 09:14:51 am »

But just the fur along it's spine.
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skaltum

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« Reply #415 on: September 22, 2010, 12:48:25 pm »

Turn the squirels into self genocidal elves and watch them slaughter the elves in the town with there slavering maws of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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FuzzyZergling

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« Reply #416 on: September 22, 2010, 12:54:00 pm »

Does this town have elves, or is it just humans and dwarfs?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #417 on: September 22, 2010, 02:46:09 pm »

Does this town have elves, or is it just humans and dwarfs?
The elves are in Yonder Forest. (named that because of how it never seems to be very close to anywhere no matter how long you've been walking.) you can get in there if you want, though.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #418 on: September 22, 2010, 02:49:10 pm »

Hmm.
Hmm. We're going about this the wrong way... Do it in three steps. One: Make a squirrel around lion size. Wait a few days for it to get it's body used to it, and change it to have no fur. Step three, change it's skin to be thicker, and closer to the consistency and content of dirt, and plant some blue flower seedlings in it.
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« Reply #419 on: September 22, 2010, 02:58:29 pm »

Hmm.
Hmm. We're going about this the wrong way... Do it in three steps. One: Make a squirrel around lion size. Wait a few days for it to get it's body used to it, and change it to have no fur. Step three, change it's skin to be thicker, and closer to the consistency and content of dirt, and plant some blue flower seedlings in it.

also attach a pyro and a cryovial together on the back of it so that it will cause a sub-atomic explosion when it dies
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