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Author Topic: Crusader Kings 2 is released.  (Read 2093768 times)

misko27

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11805 on: February 21, 2017, 10:05:48 pm »

Today, while trying to go for a Caliphate Strikes Back (plus the achievement for going from Stamford Bridge to the game's end, and however many others I manage along the way) that, when you seclude yourself and capture the woman in the tunnels, it's a very good idea to kill her outright. Imprisoning her led to peasants storming the castle via the tunnels and my Caliph losing a leg.
Ahh but if you win the storming of the castles, you get an across-the-board +10 opinion bonus. One of the things that kept the vassals in line during the reign of the Demon Empress.
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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11806 on: February 23, 2017, 05:40:03 am »

I captured a new born baby which I killed at her first birthday. I could just ransom her for 26 gold pieces, but nah, where is fun in that? Next time when I'll capture a baby, I will torture it as a birthday present.


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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11807 on: February 23, 2017, 09:50:13 am »

Why do you even hang a baby? It doesn't sount efficent, can't you just break it's neck or something?
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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11808 on: February 23, 2017, 10:07:38 am »

Why do you even hang a baby? It doesn't sount efficent, can't you just break it's neck or something?

Because there's no way to select the type of execution, so random decided to hang it. I'd personally burned it at the stake or crushed the baby to death.
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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11809 on: February 23, 2017, 10:48:28 am »

Praise Stan! Release date confirmed: 07/03.

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11810 on: February 23, 2017, 10:50:26 am »

I love sects.
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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11811 on: February 23, 2017, 11:31:55 am »

Tfw your out of control edgy heir has unprotected sects

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« Reply #11812 on: February 23, 2017, 11:35:56 am »

Hopefully non-Christian religions don't get left out here. I want to see the pisstake between the Mu'tazila, Ash'ari, Salafis, Atharis, and other schools of thought within Sunni Islam. It was pretty significant historically, especially during the earlier bookmarks, but IIRC this game hardly pays Islam's internal nuances any attention besides the occasional Shia rebellion.
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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11813 on: February 23, 2017, 12:05:55 pm »

@Teneb Please fix the Satan typo (you wrote "Sata")  or Lucifer's Own will visit you... 

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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11814 on: February 23, 2017, 12:16:22 pm »

@Teneb Please fix the Satan typo (you wrote "Sata")  or Lucifer's Own will visit you... 
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Re: Crusader Kings 2 is released.
« Reply #11815 on: February 23, 2017, 12:24:49 pm »

@Teneb Please fix the Satan typo (you wrote "Sata")  or Lucifer's Own will visit you... 
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You corrected it to "Stan"? How dare you insult Dark Lord!

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« Reply #11816 on: February 23, 2017, 12:35:59 pm »

Does Stan have any good sects? I'm interested by all this secret sects talk.
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« Reply #11818 on: February 24, 2017, 04:00:33 pm »

Hopefully non-Christian religions don't get left out here. I want to see the pisstake between the Mu'tazila, Ash'ari, Salafis, Atharis, and other schools of thought within Sunni Islam. It was pretty significant historically, especially during the earlier bookmarks, but IIRC this game hardly pays Islam's internal nuances any attention besides the occasional Shia rebellion.
It does have Khawarjite and Ibadi fun

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« Reply #11819 on: February 24, 2017, 04:17:12 pm »

Accept the teachings of Satan into your heart. Feed the fires of eternity with your soul.
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