Behold Naggaroth, the world's most powerful empire and the only home of the Druchii.
I have expanded far into the Chaos Wastes since this image, the weakling slaves of the Ruinous Powers being as nothing before my might.
To the southeast lies the realm of Ulthuan, land of the Asur and the stolen possession of the Witch King. But there's trouble in paradise.
The Interventionists were no longer satisfied by the unyielding string of public debates against the Isolationists, among whom the Phoenix King is an unashamed supporter. And so the high-minded hypocrites marched to war against each other.
I briefly considered using the confusion of this mass revolt to reclaim the homeland, but the time was not right. I'm sure that with nothing else to do the Asur will erupt into suicidal warfare again soon. As for this time, the Isolationists somehow pulled out a win despite having only 40% of the army to do it with.
You see, I had my eye on other problems, for example, the 20-30 Greenskin revolts it took to get rid of these:
But hey, they were only Orks and they're all dead now. Presently I'm more concerned with another issue, that being this FUCKING GOBLIN BASTARD.
You see, during my glorious conquest of the stubbornly independent Druchii kings and the foolish Asur colonists, this island suffered a goblin uprising. Thanks to me fucking the owner's life up, there was no army to kill the goblins nor navy to transport them to the island. And eventually ticking warscore did what these tiny green losers never could on their own.
INITIALLY, I wasn't too concerned. With the existence of the free Greenskin Extermination CB I figured this would be no problem. But wait. It's an island. And therefore counts itself as distant overseas despite being surrounded by Naggaroth. But that's ok, I'll just fabricate myself a claim.
BUT GUESS WHAT, APPARENTLY EVEN MY STRONG FABRICATED CLAIM IS NOT A VALID CB AGAINST GOBLINS, FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE REASON! So I spam the local king-tier with gold until he finally creates the duchy the province is in, granting a claim press. And all was well.
OR APPARENTLY NOT, NO VALID CB MY ASS, I SHOULD HAVE NO LESS THAN THREE OF THEM.I HATE YOU NOBDY I HATE YOU NOBDY DIE DIE DIE! PARADOX THIS IS WHY WE NEEDED THE MURDER BUTTON! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS! Charlemagne was an inside job!
Oh and apparently ever since I started taking Chaos Waste provinces there's been an epidemic of Slanneshi cultists or something, I'm sure it's nothing important, gotta find a way to rid myself of the goblin before worrying about these trivialities.