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[GreatWyrmGold]

You can make epic stuff with Magma's aid, but not out of magma. Dwarves mastered the iceblock wall, not the nonsolidified magma wall.

Dwarves have mastered the use of solidified magma, however.  They build equally well with water as with lava.  Usually through the application of one to the other, of course. 

Well-put.

[Splint]

Dear goblins

I've reenabled invaders, where are my victims? I can't name a champion based on kill count if they don't have anything to kill!

Thank you.
Foreman of Cavernsearched.

[krenshala]

Dear goblins

I've reenabled invaders, where are my victims? I can't name a champion based on kill count if they don't have anything to kill!

Thank you.
Foreman of Cavernsearched.

Foremans of Checked Hole in Ground,

Snog still reading map to small bosses.  Give him time to knock correct trail into thick green skulls and we be there for party in yer honor.

Middle Boss of Local Greenskin Union Number um ... carp, I can't count

[Darkening Kaos]

Dear Urist McWeaver,
Yes, I believed that it was a good idea to lumber you with two GCS pets, however, how was I know how much work it would create.....Still, now that you have your own........

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

.......you now have plenty of work, so, get on with it - those webs are not going to collect themselves.

The Ever-Present Force.

[Corai]

Dear elves,


HOW. How did you defeat my kobolds? And not even that, you went onto a 100 year long war. With one army, over and over! Destroying about umm, A ENTIRE GOBLIN CIV. Then you went on to cripple a human civ! How!

Sincerly, your kobold overseer



Dear kobolds, goblins, and humans

WHY ARE YOU SUCKING ALL THE SUDDEN?


Sincerly, your kobold overseer

[misko27]

Dear elves,


HOW. How did you defeat my kobolds? And not even that, you went onto a 100 year long war. With one army, over and over! Destroying about umm, A ENTIRE GOBLIN CIV. Then you went on to cripple a human civ! How!

Sincerly, your kobold overseer



Dear kobolds, goblins, and humans

WHY ARE YOU SUCKING ALL THE SUDDEN?


Sincerly, your kobold overseer

Are they be led by a swilight freak or something? I've noticed that it is possible that bizzare creatures, like mole monsters, lead attackers and utterly own the opposing force. Seriously, It gets to the point where everyone BUT the leader of the force dies, and they still win. I imagine that the opponents just run after a hundred or two are killed single-handedly. It gets prety over-powered if it happens early in world-gen, I've seen utterly tiny defenders (5 kobolds, 3 Unicorns, 3 uh( i forgot, some sort of large cat, maybe a jaguar) and a twilight freak) slaughter 1 thousand elves. with 5 losses.

[Corai]

Dear elves,


HOW. How did you defeat my kobolds? And not even that, you went onto a 100 year long war. With one army, over and over! Destroying about umm, A ENTIRE GOBLIN CIV. Then you went on to cripple a human civ! How!

Sincerly, your kobold overseer



Dear kobolds, goblins, and humans

WHY ARE YOU SUCKING ALL THE SUDDEN?


Sincerly, your kobold overseer

Are they be led by a swilight freak or something? I've noticed that it is possible that bizzare creatures, like mole monsters, lead attackers and utterly own the opposing force. Seriously, It gets to the point where everyone BUT the leader of the force dies, and they still win. I imagine that the opponents just run after a hundred or two are killed single-handedly. It gets prety over-powered if it happens early in world-gen, I've seen utterly tiny defenders (5 kobolds, 3 Unicorns, 3 uh( i forgot, some sort of large cat, maybe a jaguar) and a twilight freak) slaughter 1 thousand elves. with 5 losses.

2000 elves, 300 humans, 10 giant animals. Thats all.

Seriously, after about 30 sieges they were fighting 2-3 things because they killed so much.

[WillowLuman]

[Mods in testing]

Dear Settlers of Firestead,

Why is it that when I assign each of you perfectly usable rifles that you insist on leaving all the bullets in the armory and just charging in to beat things with the stock? Okay, it might work on wolves, but when the angry Outlaws show up, please shoot them. They're armed with clubs, for goodness sake. Metal clubs, but those wouldn't be a problem against guns. Or at least they shouldn't be. They utterly destroy guns when you insist on trying to use guns AS clubs.

Sincerely, your Administrator.

[Tolisk]

Dear Urist McSwordsman,
     Why wont you show that GCS who is the boss, when he has killed a doctor and a craft dorf and ate them?
It is trying to eat you too, but your helm is keeping you safe so do something about that spider!
 Signed,
The person with problems.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Splint]

Dear giant crows around Thiefcrushers,

Leave. Please. A 103 year old woman just did a diving tackle and stabbed one of you through the head, and another soldier punched one of you to death despite having a sword. And you keep spooking the people trying to fish from the brook. While I appreciate that your are giant and delicious, I'd rather not have to exterminate you.

Sighned,
Splint, The Overseer.

[Corai]

Dear giant crows around Thiefcrushers,

Leave. Please. A 103 year old woman just did a diving tackle and stabbed one of you through the head, and another soldier punched one of you to death despite having a sword. And you keep spooking the people trying to fish from the brook. While I appreciate that your are giant and delicious, I'd rather not have to exterminate you.

Sighned,
Splint, The Overseer.

Dear Giant crows,



I told you to use armor. Now your dead. How am I suppose to destroy this fortress if you cant even kill a old hag?


Sincerely, your Kobold general.

[misko27]

Dear Urist McSwordsman,
     Why wont you show that GCS who is the boss, when he has killed a doctor and a craft dorf and ate them?
It is trying to eat you too, but your helm is keeping you safe so do something about that spider!
 Signed,
The person with problems.

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He cant, hes webbed. He'll probably die from thirst unless you intervene.

[Tolisk]

I already did, my legless swordsman crawled through a web of webs and killed it in one hit by severing its lower body from it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dear elves,


HOW. How did you defeat my kobolds? And not even that, you went onto a 100 year long war. With one army, over and over! Destroying about umm, A ENTIRE GOBLIN CIV. Then you went on to cripple a human civ! How!

Sincerly, your kobold overseer



Dear kobolds, goblins, and humans

WHY ARE YOU SUCKING ALL THE SUDDEN?


Sincerly, your kobold overseer

Are they be led by a swilight freak or something? I've noticed that it is possible that bizzare creatures, like mole monsters, lead attackers and utterly own the opposing force. Seriously, It gets to the point where everyone BUT the leader of the force dies, and they still win. I imagine that the opponents just run after a hundred or two are killed single-handedly. It gets prety over-powered if it happens early in world-gen, I've seen utterly tiny defenders (5 kobolds, 3 Unicorns, 3 uh( i forgot, some sort of large cat, maybe a jaguar) and a twilight freak) slaughter 1 thousand elves. with 5 losses.

The twilight freak is probably a normal person who got turned into a night creature. All records on race get backdated.
Corai: Elves might have wooden weapons, but when you live longer than the trees and screw as fast as rabbis, numbers tend to build up. It's probably thousands of elves and some fuzzy-but-deadly animals versus several hundred kobolds. Also, kobolds lack the most important factor for worldgen combat: Size.

Dear Urist McSwordsman,
     Why wont you show that GCS who is the boss, when he has killed a doctor and a craft dorf and ate them?
It is trying to eat you too, but your helm is keeping you safe so do something about that spider!
 Signed,
The person with problems.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He's probably paralysed. He can't do much when he's losing the battle to get his lungs to do stuff.

[Splint]

Kobolds tend to win in fort mode with numbers with his modbolds.