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[Corai]

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To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

[WillowLuman]

-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

[WriterX]

-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

[Loud Whispers]

-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

[Splint]

You don't like ravens do you....

[bukitodinos]

-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear everyone,

HEY, no one invited us! Well we'll bring along some other fun people.

-Random adventurers
Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

[Vyro]

Dear Urist McLegendaryChopDorf.

Those stinky hippies took forever to load and leave (no wonder actually, considering the sheer amounts of all those birchen toyboxes, ashen drums and saguaro rib dildoes they usually bring for trade), so I sent you guy out there to give one of them a hearthy farewell kick to speed up the process.

"Urist McLegendaryChopDorf hacks the Elven Merchant in the guts with [insertcoolnamehere], but the attack is deflected by Elven Merchant's rope reed fiber dress!"

You got it right at least, but let me get some things clear. [insertcoolnamehere] is your masterwork adamantine battle axe. Clutched in your hand it claimed the lives of half a dozen forgotten frights and a number of goblin ones well beyound any numbers. You are legendary in killing things that move. So how in the name of chaos gods did that elf even survive the first hit?! I know that there's always a miniscule of chance for some crazy thing to happen, and you promptly proceeded to dismember the elf in question afterwards, but DEFLECTED? The thing that cuts through rock like butter with a plant cloth?
I don't want to accuse one of our immortals of treason, really. Otherwise, you'd be diving into the sea of flames. Without your gear and anyone asking you anything.

[jaxy15]

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-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear everyone,

HEY, no one invited us! Well we'll bring along some other fun people.

-Random adventurers
Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

Dear everyone who is partying,

...

~Giant Sponge

[WillowLuman]

Dear Urist McLegendaryChopDorf.

Those stinky hippies took forever to load and leave (no wonder actually, considering the sheer amounts of all those birchen toyboxes, ashen drums and saguaro rib dildoes they usually bring for trade), so I sent you guy out there to give one of them a hearthy farewell kick to speed up the process.

"Urist McLegendaryChopDorf hacks the Elven Merchant in the guts with [insertcoolnamehere], but the attack is deflected by Elven Merchant's rope reed fiber dress!"

You got it right at least, but let me get some things clear. [insertcoolnamehere] is your masterwork adamantine battle axe. Clutched in your hand it claimed the lives of half a dozen forgotten frights and a number of goblin ones well beyound any numbers. You are legendary in killing things that move. So how in the name of chaos gods did that elf even survive the first hit?! I know that there's always a miniscule of chance for some crazy thing to happen, and you promptly proceeded to dismember the elf in question afterwards, but DEFLECTED? The thing that cuts through rock like buter with a plant cloth?
I don't want to accuse one of our immortals of treason, really. Otherwise, you'd be diving into the sea of flames. Without your gear and anyone asking you anything.

Eesh. That might be worse than the adamantine-piercing wood bolts. Either that, or you should develop rope reed armor.

[Corai]

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-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear everyone,

HEY, no one invited us! Well we'll bring along some other fun people.

-Random adventurers
Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

Dear everyone who is partying,

...

~Giant Sponge

Dear Giant Sponge,


I hate you. You stole my title!

Hate, elephants.

[Monk321654]

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-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear everyone,

HEY, no one invited us! Well we'll bring along some other fun people.

-Random adventurers
Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

Dear everyone who is partying,

...

~Giant Sponge

Dear Giant Sponge,


I hate you. You stole my title!

Hate, elephants.

Dear Elephants,

Now now, don't hold too much of a grudge.

Once, when I was young, I was revered just as you were in your time.
Don't take it too personally.

Sincerely, Carp.

[WillowLuman]

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-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear everyone,

HEY, no one invited us! Well we'll bring along some other fun people.

-Random adventurers
Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

Dear everyone who is partying,

...

~Giant Sponge

Dear Giant Sponge,


I hate you. You stole my title!

Hate, elephants.

Dear Elephants,

Now now, don't hold too much of a grudge.

Once, when I was young, I was revered just as you were in your time.
Don't take it too personally.

Sincerely, Carp.

Bomrek wretches.
Bomrek vomits into Giant Sponge.

[Monk321654]

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-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear everyone,

HEY, no one invited us! Well we'll bring along some other fun people.

-Random adventurers
Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

Dear everyone who is partying,

...

~Giant Sponge

Dear Giant Sponge,


I hate you. You stole my title!

Hate, elephants.

Dear Elephants,

Now now, don't hold too much of a grudge.

Once, when I was young, I was revered just as you were in your time.
Don't take it too personally.

Sincerely, Carp.

Bomrek wretches.
Bomrek vomits into Giant Sponge.

Dear Bomrek,

You're thinking of retches, not wretches.
Retching is to attempt to vomit, wretches are vile people.

Sincerely, Adil Goldbook, Human Linguist.

[Corai]

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-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear everyone,

HEY, no one invited us! Well we'll bring along some other fun people.

-Random adventurers
Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

Dear everyone who is partying,

...

~Giant Sponge

Dear Giant Sponge,


I hate you. You stole my title!

Hate, elephants.

Dear Elephants,

Now now, don't hold too much of a grudge.

Once, when I was young, I was revered just as you were in your time.
Don't take it too personally.

Sincerely, Carp.

Bomrek wretches.
Bomrek vomits into Giant Sponge.

Dear Bomrek,

You're thinking of retches, not wretches.
Retching is to attempt to vomit, wretches are vile people.

Sincerely, Adil Goldbook, Human Linguist.

Dear Bomrek,


Your no dwarf! Dwarves dont get drunk that easily! Round 'im up boys!

Sincerly, a time-traveling human adventurer from the next update.

[Fniff]

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-Quote wall-

To all concerned parties:

My beard has begun itching, indicating the likelyhood of evil and/or blood rain in the area in the coming hours. You might want to relocate your party indoors. The dining hall is open as is the kitten pit. I'd recommend the dining hall, though.

Yours, Urist McBeard

Dear dumb Dwarves

What is this? Unlawful assembly we say! Who gave permits for such a party, hmm? We are very cross indeed and shall thoroughly chastise you for this!

-the Elves.

Dear elves,

Go screw a tree! Its summer, its our turn to trade! Wait a party, dump the trade goods lets dance!

-The humans, who are riding in a wooden party wagon

Hey, all!

Did someone say PARTY? We are coming out of your closets and sayin' it's time to BOOGY! Better set up those disco torches! Gonna party all night and be gone by morning, so y'all don't have to clean up after us.

-The Boogeymen's Union

Dear everyone,

HEY, no one invited us! Well we'll bring along some other fun people.

-Random adventurers
Dear Humans on Party Wagon,

Giant Kea has stolen Wooden Party Wagon!

Sincerely,

Giant Kea

Dear all;



Sincerely, Ravens.

Dear everyone who is partying,

...

~Giant Sponge

Dear Giant Sponge,


I hate you. You stole my title!

Hate, elephants.

Dear Elephants,

Now now, don't hold too much of a grudge.

Once, when I was young, I was revered just as you were in your time.
Don't take it too personally.

Sincerely, Carp.

Bomrek wretches.
Bomrek vomits into Giant Sponge.

Dear Bomrek,

You're thinking of retches, not wretches.
Retching is to attempt to vomit, wretches are vile people.

Sincerely, Adil Goldbook, Human Linguist.

Dear party,

Wouldn't be a party without us!

- Ghosts