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[Greiger]

To my 'companions',

Ok so the last fight went a little sour, but we made it.  Sure a few of you were wounded. But we all were. I have permanently lost the use of my right arm, and got my other one pretty messed up in the fight as well.  But I didn't give up, I was biting that human spearman if any of you noticed.

So I decide for us to make a camp down there in the dungeon to apply some first aid.  I felt it was a pretty sensible move.

If you wanted out I would have been willing to save the rest and go back up to the castle to recriut some more soldiers, no worries.

You did not have to run off while I was sleeping.  And take my sword with you(I admit I should have picked it up as soon as my left arm was working again, but as I'm sure you understand I was quite tired).  Some more human bandits found me down there and woke me up quite rudely.

Despite the disadvantage, I killed both of them...with my bonecarving knife.

I'm coming for you next.

- The 'Hero'

[Chagen46]

Dear miners

FUCKIN DIG OUT THE DAMN BEDROOMS MANG

I don't know what's going on, I designated the

Never mind got them to dig

[Lielac]

Dear wildlife around the recently reclaimed fortress of Relicdreams,

This mess is going to take years to clean up. I hate you.

No love,
Overseer Lielac

[Meta The Golem]

dear children of fath and nomal, please get away from the forges, they are not to- wait... your making the copper coins? ok go ahead

[Lielac]

Dear horde of ghosts,

-brandishes engraved slabs-

Dear dwarven engravers,

HURRY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

Sincerely,
Overseer Lielac

[raptor007]

Dear all dwarves,

An amazing opportunity has arisen in our fort today. Armok has declared we shall tap the holy magma of the volcano. That means one lucky and brave dwarf will have the honor of striking the final blow to start our magma forges.

Now it seems some of you have been listening to some unfounded rumors regarding this job. It might explain why the first dwarf set as the only miner promptly went to sleep. How the second, third, and forth did the exact same thing is beyond me.

Luckily the fifth dwarf set as the miner, brave Urist McStupid, didn't fall asleep conveniently and is now heading down with a valuable pick to strike the final blow. All dwarves should be proud of his noble effort.

I also know the names of the previous four haulers drafted that fell "asleep" and they will be dealt with.

By official Decree of Urist McMayor

[Lielac]

Spoiler: WHOOPS, CApslock (click to show/hide)

DWARVES OF RELICDREAMS.

FEED THE FUCKING STARVING MINER WITH BROKEN LEGS THAT'S ONE FUCKING TILE AWAY FROM YOU IN THE HOSPITAL I BURROWED ALL YOU ASSHOLES INTO BEFORE SHE DIES AND I BREACH THE BROOK IN ALL YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING FACES.

DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT NOW,
THE FURIOUS FUCKING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

Dear dwarves of Relicdreams,

There, that wasn't so hard now was it? Remember, I didn't have to make sure that cave-in didn't land on any of you.

Going to make the brook able to flood the entire fortress with the flick of a lever now,
Overseer Lielac

[Meta The Golem]

dear Lielac, we refuse to do what you want and we are now running away before we get locked in a closet for the rest of our lives

[empfan]

Spoiler: WHOOPS, CApslock (click to show/hide)

DWARVES OF RELICDREAMS.

FEED THE FUCKING STARVING MINER WITH BROKEN LEGS THAT'S ONE FUCKING TILE AWAY FROM YOU IN THE HOSPITAL I BURROWED ALL YOU ASSHOLES INTO BEFORE SHE DIES AND I BREACH THE BROOK IN ALL YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING FACES.

DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT NOW,
THE FURIOUS FUCKING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

Dear dwarves of Relicdreams,

There, that wasn't so hard now was it? Remember, I didn't have to make sure that cave-in didn't land on any of you.

Going to make the brook able to flood the entire fortress with the flick of a lever now,
Overseer Lielac

Dear Lielac, you were supposed to receive a legendary doctor awhile ago, but it appears you haven't, so we're going to send some other migrants instead.

Remember to train them!

From,

Mountainholmes

[Andux]

Dear Urist McBerserker,

Spoiler: Combat Report (click to show/hide)

... You know what? Forget it. Carry on.

 -- Your Speechless Overlord

[bukitodinos]

dear noble,

please this is a flegeing fort so when you MANDATE THE CONSTUCTION OF CANDY ITEMS WHEN WE HAVENT EVEN HIT THE SECOND CAVERN
is highly negligent so this is why you , and the legendary craftsdwarf that makes you the earrings that you like, are dead

stabs no hugs

bukit

[TempAcc]

Dear Urist McMinerMechanic

I'd love if you didn't aways move an extra tile or two just to channel from the wrong side and get yourself stranded in an island of rock. I'd also really apreciate if you didn't proceed to drown yourself by opening that one door I forgot to lock to pick a sock your left in the waterwheel array's channels.

--Your disgruntled Overseer.

[Corai]

Dear Urist McBerserker,

Spoiler: Combat Report (click to show/hide)

... You know what? Forget it. Carry on.

 -- Your Speechless Overlord

Dear Overlord,

WHY WONT HE DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAGE, Urist McBerserker

[empfan]

Dear Military,

Why the hell won't you train?  I mean, come on, there is an entire WALL of archery targets, fire at will!
Wait, you need arrows?  The craftsman has been partying? Oh...am I glad that I had the bridge filled with spikes at the bottom.

[ThatAussieGuy]

To the Dwarves of Inchcanyon;

Why are your children going insane and beserk?  There's plenty of food and booze, as well as enough clothing to dress each of you five times over at LEAST.  Stop the madness, or the fort guard will stop it for you.