Minions! It is time, to take over the world. Now get me a cup of just-ice
Result:5Your minions start preparing a plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. They also bring you a cup filled with ice. No silly misunderstandings, no funny puns, just a cup full of ice. Despite the success of your action, you almost feel saddened by this. At least you still have the genius plan...
Come up with a plan.
Result:HIDDENYour minions are busy working on a plan to take over the world. You're not sure what it is, but from the sound of it involves a large number of explosions. So it's probably going to be really awesome.
I apologize for only eating part of it, as I was preoccupied by a shark attacking me, and I lost track of the dolphin corpse after gorging myself on the shark.
Result:1You try to come up with a good and convincing apology, but you are distracted by the dolphin corpse lying in front of you. So tempting, so fresh, so...delicious. You manouever yourself forward in your chains and manage to take a nice big bite of dolphin meat before any of the shocked guards can react. But they step in before you can finish it, stabbing at you with their spears.
( Guards )4 vs 4-1 ( You )They only manage to pierce your shirt, though, as you jumped away from the spears the moment you noticed them. You jump right at their queen.
( You )3-1 vs 2 ( Queen )It wasn't really an attack, though, just an unfortunate dodge. Either way, it pissed off the guards even more, and the queen as well.
Use magical mind control to summon helpless people to me, and bite them to summon my army of the dead!
Magic roll:6+1 
Result:3You draw on an insane amount of power. You're pretty sure this would've hurt if you had been able to feel pain.
You then use the insane amount of power to summon people all around you. You end up overdoing it, though. Turns out, you summoned everybody in the city! Also, they don't look particularly helpless, just very confused. You decide to bite them anyways, one at a time.
rise to the powers of GOD OF SITTING ON SPIKY THINGS!
Result:4You instantly become the GOD OF SITTING ON SPIKY THINGS. At least, you think you do. There's really nothing spiky around that you can try it out on.
I destroy as much of that damned city as I can before I fade away!
Result:YOU ACED ITYou summon more water and surround yourself with it. Then, you take the shape of a giant made out of water. You summon more water and turn it into a giant sword. Instead of focusing yourself on a single building, you try to damage as many of them as you can. Some pesky human show up and try to stop you, but they disappear all of a sudden. You only have a moment to wonder what happened before you disappear as well.
You find yourself back on the large square where you started, only this time, there are even more people, all clustered together and looking very confused. But that is not what you care about right now. No, your attention lies with the skyscraper right in front of you. It was obviously designed by the same incompetent baffoon that designed the museum and the police station. He is the person who is really responsible for your death, not the guards. You tighten your grip on your water sword. One last deed before your time runs out, avenging yourself once and for all...
Your watersword easily slices through the building, once again proving the architect had no regard for safety. The water you summoned starts falling, then disappears, the magic that kept it in this world all spent. You are floating in front of the building and watch it collapse. It starts falling towards you, but you disappear just before it hits you. An appropriate end to Diablous, destroyer of cities.
>Search the architects who designed the buildings that collapsed. Eat their eyeballs and lecture them about the importance of good building design.
Result: none ( just keep reading )You set out to look for the architect who designed the collapsed buildings...
and then find yourself standing in a giant crowd of people. You don't even have time to notice anything else before a maniac runs up to you and bites one of your tentacles.
-1 healthYou yell at him, but then you stop because you notice there's a building about to fall on your head. This looks like a job for...SUPERMAN! Because there's no way you are strong enough to stop the building, or fast enough to save all these people. So, you run, like any real superhero would.
Dodge roll:4You use one of your tentacles to grab a lamppost in the street, and swing yourself away from the building before it lands on top of you. But many of the city's inhabitants weren't so lucky, or maybe they just didn't have tentacles like you. Whatever the reason, the building's collapse killed at least a tenth of the people in the square. But you weren't among them, meaning that now you can get back to looking for the architect. There's something odd about the collapse, though...
Frelock's dodge roll:1You panic and try to cast a spell that would shield you from the collapse, but in your haste you accidentally cast it on the building about to collapse on you instead of on yourself. The building lands on you and a whole lot of other people, and stays completely intact as it does so. You don't.
Lost a leg
Lost an arm
Extremely slimFlattenedUnlike all the other people, you don't die. You find yourself wishing you had, though, as you are now stuck underneath a building with the right side of your body completely crushed. You feel closer to true death than ever before, though.
I will go to the ocean More people are at the city see
Cast possession on the ocean, preferably on the merqueen, grant her a fell mood to create an artefact from anyone she can get her hands upon...
I know I say this a lot, but the rest of the turn is coming. Including the profiles I forgot to do last turn
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