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DJ

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Pack your brushes, art is over
« on: July 27, 2010, 06:44:45 pm »

You just can't top this:
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 06:48:11 pm »

Damnit!

                     Art
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 06:48:39 pm »

damn, save that as a jpg, as a png it's huge

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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 06:50:47 pm »

Something be wack about that squirrel's nose.
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 06:54:07 pm »

Something be wack about that squirrel's nose.

halt the execution! art still has a chance

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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 08:50:30 pm »

This is almost the greatest piece of art I've ever seen.

All it needs is the mountain in the back there to have arms and legs and wrestling with Godzilla.
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 08:57:23 pm »

I want this to hang next to the 'Dogs playing poker' in my future den
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 11:42:27 am »

Is... is that Chewbacca, riding a giant squirrel, killing nazis?  O.o;
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 12:07:10 pm »

Is... is that Chewbacca, riding a giant squirrel, killing nazis?  O.o;

Of course not, don't be silly. It's Henri Matisse's The Plum Blossoms, viewed through a polarizing filter.
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 01:02:31 pm »

There's no reason for art to exist anymore. RIP Art, we knew you well.
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2010, 01:57:15 pm »

I disagree, this is not art.  Art must be offensive.
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 02:12:07 pm »

Yes indeed, just because during the last hundred years or thereabout have preferred to put sage in their dishes, we'll have to stop calling anything that doesn't have sage in it cooked food.

Besides, there's nazis. Always controversial. Especially in Germany. And that's where today's world's art-capital is anyway, so whatever.
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 02:19:25 pm »

Plus, they're fighting in the open wild and ripping up lots of grass.  That should piss off the environmentalists.  And Chewy is riding a harnessed squirrel, thus impinging on his natural freedom of being a squirrel.  That should rub PeTA the wrong way (although the leather gloves the Gerrys are wearing probably accomplished that anyways.  PeTA really isn't that hard to get on your bad side).


When I first looked at this, I thought they were actually fighting in a forest and that everyone was extremely huge.  Unfortunately, I'm now fairly certain that they're just duking it out on a grassy knoll (more controversy).

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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 02:41:26 pm »

Chewy’s leg is gimped.
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Re: Pack your brushes, art is over
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 06:02:10 pm »

The Nazis look more like they're covering Chewy's back than shooting him. He's aiming skywards, not at them, and his mount isn't dismembering any Nazis. He's not fighting them, he's rallying them!

Now how's that for controversy?
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