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[Retro]

Tell him that if he touches Skree, he dies.

You tell him that if he lays one lousy hand on Skree he’s dead robomeat. He says that would not be possible, as to the best of his knowledge oculoids do not have a contact-sensitive natural weapon. He releases your foot.

Yes, we most likely do need maintenance.

You wonder if you do actually need maintenance work done. You ask him what sort of work. He says that he must shut off your systems while he reboots your personality logic board.

That… doesn’t sound good.

Oh, and tell him to f-off about maintenance, too.

You tell him you are just fine and don’t need none of his maintenance crap. He maintains that your wiring appears to be defective and that he must repair you.



He suddenly holds out the water medallion over the murky pool. He says he is aware you are collecting the three medallions, and if you express continued hostility he will drop it into the filthy sewage basin to impede your progress.

He says your power cell is in your back. He says to turn around immediately or he will assume you have opted for continued non-compliance.

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As an FYI, I’ve passed over a few plausible commands because AG is focused on Gentleman right now. I’ll automatically follow up on them when our hero is a little less pre-occupied.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Perhaps Skree to the rescue?

[Hugehead]

Sleuth Adventure Guy Diplomacy

[Evergod41]

Oh, just comply already...

[Ottofar]

Ask Skree to flee, then do what Monopolyman says FALCON PUNCH!

[Jim Groovester]

That… doesn’t sound good.

Maybe we shouldn't comply with Gentleman's demands when the author tells us that it's probably not a good idea.

Leap dramatically to catch the medallion if Gentleman drops it.

Or,

Snatch Gentleman's moustache and hold it similarly hostage over the sewage.

[Spade]

To think we gave him what makes him Manopoly man...

Don't obey. Punch him.

[Tarran]

Punch the son of a monopoly man in the face.

And have Skree go after the medallion.

[Armok]

Throw yourself at him!!! the inertia will make you both fall in the sewage, but you'll be on top and hopefully we'll be able to not be completely submerged but he will. Getting the medallion up is a minor inconvenience and our last concern right now.

[iceball3]

Iceball3 has become slightly annoyed.

Remove his monocle. Wear it and invoke it's powers.
This is a serious action. I'll be annoyed if it is totally ignored.

[Spade]

Throw yourself at him!!! the inertia will make you both fall in the sewage, but you'll be on top and hopefully we'll be able to not be completely submerged but he will. Getting the medallion up is a minor inconvenience and our last concern right now.

Sewage + Robot=

[Evergod41]

What if he's bluffing?

[Spade]

What if he's bluffing?

He's being too serious about it. If he's a robot, we reach in and pull out the medallion + his memory chip.
If he's human, we help him out and threaten to push him back in if he doesn't give us the medallion.

[Derekristow]

Remember guys, we can't swim.  If we go in there there is a good chance that we won't be getting out again.

[Armok]

Well it dosn't seem very deep. The idea is that we'll be standing on the GM and be at wading depth.