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Starver

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If only I didn't have a better broker.
« on: July 19, 2010, 05:36:30 am »
There's a pun or two or three in here, somewhere.



(Yes, Dump is a rather uninspiring job for this screenshot.)
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Medicine Man

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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2010, 05:39:15 am »
He might be lieing,he may not be able to make lye at all!
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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2010, 05:47:39 am »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on July 19, 2010, 05:39:15 am
He might be lieing,he may not be able to make lye at all!
^ what that guy says
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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2010, 07:47:33 am »
*Ba dum tish*  :P
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Execution shaft aka. dwarven wormhole

Works as follows: Things enter one end, emerge at the other and then get eaten by worms.

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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2010, 08:02:04 am »
When the merchants arrive, it's probably a false alarm by the lye maker.
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Medicine Man

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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2010, 08:43:21 am »
Lye makers are useless,he must be lyeing.  :D
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Medicine Man

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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2010, 09:10:40 am »
The user was lyeing after all!  :D (Get it?LYEing?you know like Lye maker?)

I have had single skill dwarfs before so he might not be lyeing.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2010, 10:31:39 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2010, 09:43:43 am »
Quote from: Eugenitor on July 19, 2010, 08:52:19 am
Just Proficient Liar without any other social skills? You didn't fake this using Runesmith did you? I don't think you're telling the truth about this liar.
She was an immigrant.

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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2010, 10:15:40 am »
Deler Lathonasmel cancels lying: lying down.
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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2010, 01:22:54 pm »
Liar only not suspicous.  Just got one of my own.
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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2010, 03:02:20 pm »
Wonder if he's lying about his current task, or being creative: Mythmerchant cancels dump item; decided to dump it on the elves instead.
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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2010, 04:04:16 pm »
I lol'd.
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Medicine Man

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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 01:58:39 am »
That dwarf had better make some good lyes.(I think I am taking these puns to far)
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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2010, 02:11:33 am »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on July 19, 2010, 09:10:40 am
I have had single skill dwarfs before so he might not be lieing.
You mean lyeing? Had to say it. Yes. This has gone waaaaaaay to far.
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Re: If only I didn't have a better broker.
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2010, 02:14:13 am »
Quote from: breadbocks on July 20, 2010, 02:11:33 am
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on July 19, 2010, 09:10:40 am
I have had single skill dwarfs before so he might not be lieing.
You mean lyeing? Had to say it. Yes. This has gone waaaaaaay to far.
Way to far?YOU LYE!!!!
Yo Urist,we put a lie in your lye so you can lie while your lye lyes!
« Last Edit: July 20, 2010, 04:06:50 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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