Nevyn (Dammit) Neyvn, good to have you back. Maxicaxi: Be Patient, Young Padawan.
Reminder in case you missed the other one: Kings can build two buildings per turn, as long as they are different.Do I even have to include this spoiler?
The rats move to the nearest houses and prepare to attack.
The spider bites the housemaid, who was carrying a bucket, which rolls down to the river, where it hits a carp on the head. The carp has a severe concussion, and is easily caught by the house owner, who bakes it on a fire, but forgot to douse it, and one little, annoying burning twig rolls out. The house suddenly changes into a roaring inferno, and when the fire dies down, there is nothing left to salvage.
Shadowdump goes east, and while he sees a dark forest loom before him, he hears a scream like a tortured hyena coming from the south. He can't hear if it is ExKirby or the goblin.
The goblin manages to run around the square a few times, his hat on fire from ExKirbys torch. In the end, he gives in to the pain, and people all over the kingdom smell the delicious barbecue. ExKirby goes up a level!
When Jopax angrily shakes his fist at the cliff, the cliff angrily shakes a fist back! From the stone wall rises a rock spirit that traps Jopax!
IronyOwl walks south, and a voice booms: "Mortal, Before Thou Lies Ye Magicalle Wig That Changes Thine Gender And Also Sexe. Verily, Thou Lookst As If Thou Can Use It." (Taking the wig is a free action)
Dwarfguy2 feels his culinary skills yearning to be let out, and with some wild fruit, vegetables, nuts and mushrooms, he prepares a delicious salad. Especially these purple mushrooms taste great. Is that a badger? I am teapot. Good morning, madam, two lumps of sugar please. Dwarfguy2 is now Tripping.
Finally, Nirur Torir finds a grassy hill. He climbs it, and even before he is at the top, he can see the forest border not so far away. On the top waits a surprise: a flashlight, left here by an advanced race long ago in the future. On it are the instructions to send an SOS signal - but only once, the battery is almost dead.
Nevyn goes for the bounty, and heads due north. As he is the 10.000th person the bounty payer had to pay, he gains a 100 gold prize!
Ochita, on autopilot, heads north as well. At least, he tries. His autopilot is obviously bugged, and Ochita keeps seeing a weird blue rectangle with white text dancing before his eyes. Sadly, he is so confused that he forgets how sewers smell.
It is hard to give a good overview while still keeping some details intact, so here are some closeups. Let me know what you think of including those screenshots in my posts, I'm simply experimenting.
Dwarfguys face after a few shrooms, Ye Magicalle Wig That Changes Thine Gender And Also Sexe, an angry earth spirit sneaking up behind Jopax, and a burning goblin.
This spoiler is empty! Whiii!
Hugehead: 870
Diablous: 870
Nirur Torir: 55
SHADOWdump: 70
IronyOwl: 30
Ochita: 40
Dwarfguy2: 70
Nevyn: 120
Jopax: 20
ExKirby: 35
Ninjad: Sensei, I'll put you on the waiting list.
Edit: I see the waiting list, and I think I need to kill some of you soon...