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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm gonna have to dredge Two Worlds back up. Horrible story, horrible voice acting, horrible gameplay, horrible animations, horrible textures, horrible controls, horrible everything. Not even drunken voiceovers helped. They were the only thing good about that game.

"MMMMM, WET."

I can't get over it. He says it every time he gets in the water. It's like a painful narm flare in my memory.

[Eugenitor]

Maybe it's because I was trying to play it on a shit computer at the time, and maybe it was because I only played the demo, but man oh man did I hate Thief 1. I'm supposed to steal stuff with this asshole? He walks one fucking mile an hour, can't jump worth a crap, his shoes go tap-tap-tappety... look, Garrett, save your high heel fetish for the fucking bedroom, all right? Oh what's the use, you fight like a sissy anyway. Just plain unplayable.

[Virtz]

Maybe it's because I was trying to play it on a shit computer at the time, and maybe it was because I only played the demo, but man oh man did I hate Thief 1. I'm supposed to steal stuff with this asshole? He walks one fucking mile an hour, can't jump worth a crap, his shoes go tap-tap-tappety... look, Garrett, save your high heel fetish for the fucking bedroom, all right? Oh what's the use, you fight like a sissy anyway. Just plain unplayable.

Even if you don't like it, it's pretty fun to watch someone else play (incompetently if possible).

Though what do you care how he jumps? He's one of the few FPP game characters that can actually climb up ledges.

[Eugenitor]

Yes, and trying to get him to do that was an experience all its own. The ledge-climbing bit seems to work better in third-person shooters like Tomb Raider and Alice.

[Eugenitor]

State of Emergency wasn't worth the three bucks I paid for it.

It was worth maybe two, though. I bought it because I was expecting "so bad it's good" and it almost got there, but it started sliding down the deep end of "so bad it's horrible". The GTA2-like announcer is great, and the pure chaos of two hundred headless chickens running around at any given moment is funny for a long while, but overall the game is just an awful mess with horrible controls. Feels like someone breathed life into an incomplete tech demo.

[Ricky]

Superman 64. Don't remind me of it.

lmao
my friend traded a game in for that one

he was young. and stupid.

[ZhangC1459]

My friend had the PC version of the Bionicle: Mask of Light game, and it was shit.

[darkedone02]

The Gothic Series, each and every one of them is boring, dated graphics, bugged fest, and not only that... each and every game has no autosave. The Guild 2 is also in my list, for bad AI (i'm alway's losing money), bugfest, etc.... JoWood is not in my list of most hated companies, good thing they are dying.

I got other game's that I listed to, Syphin Filter 3 for the PS2, Uncharted Worlds Online, Thousand Arms, Disciples 3, and other games that hated that I don't remember ( think the gods ).

[nuker w]

The Gothic Series, each and every one of them is boring, dated graphics, bugged fest, and not only that... each and every game has no autosave. The Guild 2 is also in my list, for bad AI (i'm alway's losing money), bugfest, etc.... JoWood is not in my list of most hated companies, good thing they are dying.

I got other game's that I listed to, Syphin Filter 3 for the PS2, Uncharted Worlds Online, Thousand Arms, Disciples 3, and other games that hated that I don't remember ( think the gods ).

I LOVED Guild 2.... For the concept. The bugs, lack of mechanics in some places and I shall bring it up again, HORRIBLE BUGS, the enemy AI who do the same thing every year, its amazing, the game went in 4 YEAR PERIODS and... Oh God, I could go on for ever.

[Medicine Man]

The Gothic Series, each and every one of them is boring, dated graphics, bugged fest, and not only that... each and every game has no autosave. The Guild 2 is also in my list, for bad AI (i'm alway's losing money), bugfest, etc.... JoWood is not in my list of most hated companies, good thing they are dying.

I got other game's that I listed to, Syphin Filter 3 for the PS2, Uncharted Worlds Online, Thousand Arms, Disciples 3, and other games that hated that I don't remember ( think the gods ).

Syphin Filter 3 was for PS1 and was good. (If I remember correctly it was good. I'm probably thinking of the first one)

[Josephus]

I know Syphon Filter 2 was pretty good. Jesus christ that is a stupid sounding title now that I look at it, but at least it's plot relevant.

[mipe9]

*insert Action 52 here*

Other than that, Desert Bus

[Astral]

The worst would have to be Superman 64, but I've had alot of games that give me buyers regret lately. Most of them offer limited replayability (or are based on shitty models). Hence why piracy rates are up; try it before you find out it's a piece of shit, and see if it's worth your money first. Maybe once big companies start getting hit in their wallet they'll have to come up with something original.

Gratuitous Space Battles (90% of the game is just making ships in the limited interface)
Starcraft 2 (Xbox Live in my RTS? Fuck that)
Anything by EA or Activision (Bobby Kotick's latest game, [insert recycled garbage here], Spore included, and any Command and Conquer games past... Tiberium Sun/Red Alert 2)
Aion (advertised as PvP based, but you have to grind your ass off for months to even see the beginning of the fun stuff, a lot of people abandoned it after the first month)
Borderlands (was okay for a week, but if I wanted to play this kind of game I'd play Diablo 2 instead)
Most of the games I bought for my 360 (Fable 2's a piece of trash; pretty graphics and shallow gameplay are the way to go these days though. We're hitting the widest possible audience and alienating the original gamers!)
WoW post-Wrath (Farmville can compete with the model they put up; farm all day and get free epix by night with all the retarded people who can't push 1-4 in the right order. Then again, Bobby Kotick's making moneys off the Chinese farmers they ban on a daily basis)

[Medicine Man]

The entire Halo series. They don't change at all in gameplay, all it is is sticking to a formula of gaming that they know the fanboys will cream about. Fanboy cream = $$$ for companies.

[MaximumZero]

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait....wait. You're telling me that fanboys secrete money!? That's it, I need to buy a house with a basement and put chains up.