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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm

[ToonyMan]

THINK OF IT LIKE THIS

YOU WANT BRONZE COLOSSUS TO WIN OR JESUS?  WHAT IS IT

YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM YOUR SPIRIT IN COMBAT TO WIIIIN

[dragnar]

_{popularity contest}

We're geeks. We will debate every one of these fights to hell and back! Some of them literally! EX: What if the BC were to drag jesus down to DF hell? The demons probably couldn't scratch it, but Jesus would get slaughtered, simply due to not being made of metal.

I change my vote to BC!

[cowofdoom78963]

The bronze colosus wont be dragging jesus anywhere, it's not implemented!

[CJ1145]

The last time Jesus went to hell, he KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SATAN, SIN, AND DEATH. THEN HE LEFT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

I don't think the demons would even stick around to see who won. The moment they hear Jesus is coming back, they run and don't look back.

[Cheddarius]

Well if it's just a popularity contest, I vote for the Bronze Colossus because I am a God-hating Commie.

[dragnar]

The bronze colosus wont be dragging jesus anywhere, it's not implemented!

But sending things flying with punches is!

The last time Jesus went to hell, he KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SATAN, SIN, AND DEATH. THEN HE LEFT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

I don't think the demons would even stick around to see who won. The moment they hear Jesus is coming back, they run and don't look back.

Ah, but DF demons are sometimes totally indestructible. Unless he can drop the ceiling on them jesus doesn't stand a chance.

[CJ1145]

_{popularity contest}

We're geeks. We will debate every one of these fights to hell and back! Some of them literally! EX: What if the BC were to drag jesus down to DF hell? The demons probably couldn't scratch it, but Jesus would get slaughtered, simply due to not being made of metal.

I change my vote to BC!

ALSO, in addition to my previous statement, when Sin is personified in Christian works as far as I know it appears to be the child of Satan, and possibly his daughter. Do you know what this means? Jesus beats up women. Also, women are the root of all sin. Pick whichever is more important to you.

[Rose]

I vote for bronse jesus.

[CJ1145]

I vote for bronze jesus.

Jesus with a tan: Hell yes.

[ToonyMan]

Good thing it's orange glow.

[Cheddarius]

ALSO, in addition to my previous statement, when Sin is personified in Christian works as far as I know it appears to be the child of Satan, and possibly his daughter. Do you know what this means? Jesus beats up women. Also, women are the root of all sin. Pick whichever is more important to you.

Wait, what? Are you joking, or seriously suggesting that we vote for someone because he beats women?

[Zai]

actual Jesus, who was easily crucified and then killed

But that was because he allowed himself to be crucified! And that was because there was some kind of point behind it that I don't really understand. What point would there be for Jesus to let himself be killed by the Bronze Colossus? None that I can see.

Jesus!

[dragnar]

The point would be to allow the colossus to move farther up the rankings in this contest. Jesus has no need for such glory, and it would make the giant killing machine happy to have a chance to kill more things. Since Jesus is not selfish and not really harmed by death, he must allow it to defeat him.

[G-Flex]

Shouldn't this be in Forum Games?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Shouldn't this be in Forum Games?

Shouldn't this be in forum games?

Not really.