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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm

[ECrownofFire]

You have to remember this is a popularity contest on a forum that is primarily composed of people that play DF.

[Jackrabbit]

Bronze Colossi are pretty awesome. The problem here stems from facing it off against something that people can legitimately argue cannot lose.

Although arguing about it is ridiculously dorky. I think I'm going to stop, I can feel pimples willing themselves into existence even as I type this.

[CJ1145]

Which is why DF characters shouldn't be allowed. They have an unfair home-field advantage. It'd be like going to a PS3-centric forum and asking which is better between the PS3 and 360.

[ToonyMan]

Serious Business Jackrabbit and CJ1145.

Serious BeeeSSSSSSSS

[CJ1145]

Fregglump, Toony, calm yourself. I'm just saying.

[Cheddarius]

That's Jesus except in this case he's right.

Bronze Colossi are pretty awesome. The problem here stems from facing it off against something that people can legitimately argue cannot lose.

Nah, nah. You're thinking of non-canonical Jesus, or God. Jesus got crucified easily, by mere mortals. Raptor Jesus, Space Jesus, Crystal Jesus, Uber-Jesus are not canonical. Canonical Jesus was a wimp. Canonical Jesus can't fling lightning bolts or use telekinesis or use the strength of a thousand men. Sure he can resurrect, but the Bronze Colossus can't even be hurt in the first place. It would, essentially, be a never-ending fight - and since it is a "fight to the death", I suppose it would end with Jesus's first death, and that would be it.

[CJ1145]

Nah, nah. You're thinking of God. Jesus got crucified easily, by mere mortals. Raptor Jesus, Space Jesus, Crystal Jesus, Uber-Jesus are not canonical. Canonical Jesus was a wimp. Canonical Jesus can't fling lightning bolts or use telekinesis or use the strength of a thousand men. Sure he can resurrect, but the Bronze Colossus can't even be hurt in the first place. It would, essentially, be a never-ending fight - and since it is a "fight to the death", I suppose it would end with Jesus's first death, and that would be it.

I've already described how Jesus could win the fight with nothing but his ability to conjure fish.

[Cheddarius]

Jesus has to be provided with a fish to conjure more fish, I believe. Besides, Colossi don't breathe.

[Jackrabbit]

Serious Business Jackrabbit and CJ1145.

Serious BeeeSSSSSSSS

No srsbsns here Toony, promise. Just nerdiness. That's all - OH GOD WAIT A MINUTE.

[CJ1145]

Serious Business Jackrabbit and CJ1145.

Serious BeeeSSSSSSSS

No srsbsns here Toony, promise. Just nerdiness. That's all - OH GOD WAIT A MINUTE.

BEES. MY GOD.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

And then Jackrabbit was covered in bees. And CJ knew the name of the King.

[tehstefan]

Jesus. Because if a dwarf with a fluffy wrambler can beat a bronze collossi, then jesus can.

[ECrownofFire]

Jesus. Because if a dwarf with a fluffy wrambler can beat a bronze collossi, then jesus can.

We've already covered that fluffy wamblers don't exist.

[ToonyMan]

Serious Business Jackrabbit and CJ1145.

Serious BeeeSSSSSSSS

No srsbsns here Toony, promise. Just nerdiness. That's all - OH GOD WAIT A MINUTE.

BEES. MY GOD.

BEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Cheddarius]

Okay, here's the Fishes and the Loaves story on Wikipedia and Bible.cc. Jesus breaks the bread and fish into pieces, and passes them around, and there are more. He can't summon fish in midair. He can't fling fish at supersonic velocities. He can't beat people to death with fish. His powers, that we know of, are very specific indeed: given a fish, he can break that fish into fragments, which will apparently grow into whole fishes or something of that nature. A dwarf may be able to behead a colossus with its bizarre ultra-throwing powers, but Jesus, with the strength of exactly one man, would not. The colossus would stomp him into the dirt immediately.