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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm

[Jackrabbit]

Jesus, because he's way cool.

And also because he's been afforded a huge amount of power. He's like Superman from the second movie. He can rip off his logo and throw it at you and nobody can say anything because he's Jesus. He's the epitome of "lolz so overpowered nerf plz!" Nobody can beat him unless he lets them.

[cowofdoom78963]

hey dont forget that BC only existed before jesus came along.

[Realmfighter]

Jesus

[MetalSlimeHunt]

He can rip off his logo and throw it at you and nobody can say anything because he's Jesus.

Consider what Jesus's logo is, and the only time he and it are ever in proximity. Then picture what you just posted.

[dwarfguy2]

what IS jesus' logo?

[CJ1145]

He carried that thing for miles, AFTER being tortured. At full power he could anally rape you with it.

[Jackrabbit]

He can rip off his logo and throw it at you and nobody can say anything because he's Jesus.

Consider what Jesus's logo is, and the only time he and it are ever in proximity. Then picture what you just posted.

Jesus bursting off the cross, then picking it up and heaving it at you is an absolutely awesome mental picture.

[Luke_Prowler]

Bronze Colossus. I have mass respect for Jesus, but I give the advantage to the mythological stompa.

[Dakk]

Unless Jesus can split huge chunks of hardened dwarf-stomping bronze into several smaller pieces, I say Bronze Colossus.

[CJ1145]

Unless Jesus can split huge chunks of hardened dwarf-stomping bronze into several smaller pieces, I say Bronze Colossus.

Well, if we're going with the mythologically correct version of all the characters on this list, Jesus probably MADE Bronze Colossus, and considering he'd be God then yeah he could take it apart.

[Jackrabbit]

He could take off its head with his miiiiind.

You cannot beat Jesus in a superpower dickwaving contest. He's simply the best there is.

[RAM]

hey dont forget that BC only existed before jesus came along.

It still exists, it has just gone into hibernation, as all insanely powerful ancient horrors do when they get too powerful to take part in the story anymore.

I vote for Bronze colossus.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If we're doing the mythologicly correct versions of everything, Jesus created this universe, not the Bronze Colossus. That was created by the one and only Tarn Adams. Or in the event that doesn't work for you, Armok. (No, Forum-Armok, not you.)

[Tradanbattlan]

Bronze Colossus. They're just bigger, meaner, and doesnt need powers to rip and tear everything's guts.

[Jackrabbit]

It's like this. Remember those games you played when you were kids? Fighting games, where you swung sticks or toy swords at each other or played cowboys and Indians? Remember the one kid who would always argue that he was invincible, or could kill you by pointing at you or that he was the leader and therefore couldn't be tagged out or whatever?

That's Jesus except in this case he's right.