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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm


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dragnar

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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #690 on: July 11, 2010, 01:41:55 am »

The lobster is stuffed. Not edible.
You really think that's gonna stop the Heavy from eating it?
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #691 on: July 11, 2010, 01:55:18 am »

If Strife kills more heavies then I vote lobster, if heavy kills more Strifes I vote Heavy...
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #692 on: July 11, 2010, 02:14:27 am »

What if Strife IS the heavy?
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RAM

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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #693 on: July 11, 2010, 02:18:25 am »

Then Strife will sacrifice themselves for the sake of the lobster...

I vote Lobster!
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #694 on: July 11, 2010, 03:20:18 am »

Heavy will try and swallow the entire thing without chewing, choking, inadvertently causing chest compressions on the lobster, bringing it back to life, it will then claw out of heavies throat.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #695 on: July 11, 2010, 05:55:29 am »

Some lobsters think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.

I vote heavy.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #696 on: July 11, 2010, 10:45:08 am »

who the fuck is stuffed lobster?
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #697 on: July 11, 2010, 10:45:33 am »

who the fuck is stuffed lobster?

A stuffed lobster on Strife's keychain.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #698 on: July 11, 2010, 10:45:42 am »

I'll have to vote lobster, because I haven't played the game.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #699 on: July 11, 2010, 10:47:25 am »

I vote heavy, but he has indegestion for the next round.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #700 on: July 11, 2010, 11:04:08 am »

Heavy Weapons Guy cannot kill the stuffed lobster because the stuffed lobster is not technically alive. Heavy Weapons Guy dies a peaceful death in his sleep at the age of 84.

Vote Lobster.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #701 on: July 11, 2010, 11:05:38 am »

Heavy Weapons Guy cannot kill the stuffed lobster because the stuffed lobster is not technically alive. Heavy Weapons Guy dies a peaceful death in his sleep at the age of 84.

Vote Lobster.

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when a participant has been fully consumed, and cannot save himself from digestion: that participant shall be hertofor be declared dead.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #702 on: July 11, 2010, 11:11:07 am »

Heavy Weapons Guy cannot kill the stuffed lobster because the stuffed lobster is not technically alive. Heavy Weapons Guy dies a peaceful death in his sleep at the age of 84.

Vote Lobster.

Objection!
when a participant has been fully consumed, and cannot save himself from digestion: that participant shall be hertofor be declared dead.

You can't just make up rules as they suit you! The premise was simple. Fight to the death.

Stuffed lobster's inanimateness ought to carry him to the finals, at which point Kamina will do the impossible,  kill the unkillable. (ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA) Clearly that is the only logical outcome.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #703 on: July 11, 2010, 11:19:02 am »

If you want to go that path, then I say Stuffed Lobster is dead matter and Heavy wins by default!
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: STUFFED LOBSTER \/S HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
« Reply #704 on: July 11, 2010, 11:29:19 am »

Heavy.
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