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Voting closed: July 09, 2010, 08:17:28 pm


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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #465 on: July 09, 2010, 06:43:53 pm »
Quote from: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 06:42:41 pm
But Batman is Batman. He's beaten a clown, who acts a lot like a different clown, who is a wizard.

Anyone who votes Batman, please post in the thread, because your vote ain't worth shit otherwise.
Ah, but he never kills. Ever. And this is a fight to the death. Rincewind can run away from death longer if it comes to that.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #466 on: July 09, 2010, 06:45:22 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 06:43:53 pm
Quote from: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 06:42:41 pm
But Batman is Batman. He's beaten a clown, who acts a lot like a different clown, who is a wizard.

Anyone who votes Batman, please post in the thread, because your vote ain't worth shit otherwise.
Ah, but he never kills. Ever. And this is a fight to the death. Rincewind can run away from death longer if it comes to that.

If Batman never kills and Rincewind always runs from death, doesn't that make this a draw?
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #467 on: July 09, 2010, 06:47:03 pm »
You're all crazy.  I don't even know who this "Rincewind" person is.  Batman is the Goddamn Batman, and he's taken down plenty of wizards before.  He just eggs them on until they absorb too much power or screw up their magic source and fry themselves.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #468 on: July 09, 2010, 06:47:19 pm »
Batman would simply devise a dimentional switch between himself and an alternate universe evil Batman. Then they would switch back, after Evil Batman kills Rincewind.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #469 on: July 09, 2010, 06:48:12 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 06:45:22 pm
Quote from: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 06:43:53 pm
Quote from: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 06:42:41 pm
But Batman is Batman. He's beaten a clown, who acts a lot like a different clown, who is a wizard.

Anyone who votes Batman, please post in the thread, because your vote ain't worth shit otherwise.
Ah, but he never kills. Ever. And this is a fight to the death. Rincewind can run away from death longer if it comes to that.

If Batman never kills and Rincewind always runs from death, doesn't that make this a draw?
You're forgetting the whole luck thing, at some crucial point Rincewind will trip over what turns out to be the batmobile's nuclear self destruct button and the resulting explosion will take out Batman.

And in case it isn't obvious I vote Rincewind.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #470 on: July 09, 2010, 06:48:58 pm »
Batman.

Unless Rincewind can avoid getting hogtied... I'm sure it'll end quickly.
And if he is a Houdini... over many episodes.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #471 on: July 09, 2010, 06:49:06 pm »
Batman removed his Batmobile's engine because he expected something like that would happen.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #472 on: July 09, 2010, 06:51:15 pm »
Also people are forgetting the luggage, even if it isn't officially in the match it will break in eat the referees and then laugh at batman trying in vain to destroy it before eating him.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #473 on: July 09, 2010, 06:53:00 pm »
My predictions for the matches:
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #474 on: July 09, 2010, 06:54:28 pm »
I randomly voted for Rincewind.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #475 on: July 09, 2010, 06:55:45 pm »
Honestly people, look at the description Wikipedia gave me for Rincewind

"he is often described by scholars as "the magical equivalent to the number zero", and spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons"

Batman can probably sneeze at his general direction and kill him.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #476 on: July 09, 2010, 06:56:49 pm »
Considering it's to the death, running away isn't really a valid strategy.

Therefore, I vote Ze Batman.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #477 on: July 09, 2010, 06:57:06 pm »
The one thing Rincewind is good at is not dying.
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #478 on: July 09, 2010, 06:57:38 pm »
Quote from: ProZocK on July 09, 2010, 06:55:45 pm
Honestly people, look at the description Wikipedia gave me for Rincewind

"he is often described by scholars as "the magical equivalent to the number zero", and spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons"

Batman can probably sneeze at his general direction and kill him.
Yet he defeated a sourcerer and the the Souleater he also saved the disc multiple times and escaped from hell. Let's see Batman do that!
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Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
« Reply #479 on: July 09, 2010, 07:00:35 pm »
Fuck I just remembered something, maybe I should've suggested someone or something form the SCP Foundation.
Like 682.
Or Dmitri.
Or Clef.

Also I just voted for Rincewind because I wanted the finals to be more interesting.
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