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Author Topic: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring  (Read 3339 times)

Miko19

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Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« on: July 07, 2010, 02:37:20 pm »
Here it is, my brother (he is 7) drew a picture of the event that happened in my fortress. The captain of militia was sparring with a new recruit axedwarf. Everything was fine, except that they equipped steel war axes. The Captain attack the recruit, BUT he missed, and the recruit counter-striked, chopping off (they WERE armored!) the captains whole right arm. And he didn't stop! He immediately slashed the captain again and cut off his whole left leg. Luckily (haha) the captain survived and was transported into the hospital.
Here's that picture:
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« Last Edit: July 07, 2010, 02:55:45 pm by Miko19 »
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Peasant

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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 02:50:28 pm »
My god.. this is the meaning of life. The true path has been shown to me.
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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 03:06:43 pm »
Goodness, how did you get your Bro to draw this act? Did you just walk up and be like "Hay can you draw a picture of a dwarf chopping off another's leg?"

Whatever, though. I'm inspired, to the drawing board!
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Miko19

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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 03:12:51 pm »
I just told him what happened, and he thought that painting it would be a nice idea
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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2010, 03:52:37 pm »
That looks 'shopped.
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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2010, 04:22:48 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Hook 'em while they're young.
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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2010, 04:34:46 pm »
Quote from: SenorPez on July 07, 2010, 03:52:37 pm
That looks 'shopped.
mhm. I can tell from the pixels, and having seen a few photoshops in my time
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Miko19

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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2010, 04:42:51 pm »
Quote from: shoowop on July 07, 2010, 04:34:46 pm
Quote from: SenorPez on July 07, 2010, 03:52:37 pm
That looks 'shopped.
mhm. I can tell from the pixels, and having seen a few photoshops in my time
Huh? He made it in MS Paint, in case you're wondering
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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2010, 08:40:00 pm »
Quote from: shoowop on July 07, 2010, 04:34:46 pm
Quote from: SenorPez on July 07, 2010, 03:52:37 pm
That looks 'shopped.
mhm. I can tell from the pixels, and having seen a few photoshops in my time

And the lighting's wrong in a few places.
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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2010, 09:49:18 pm »
Quote from: Sizik on July 07, 2010, 08:40:00 pm
Quote from: shoowop on July 07, 2010, 04:34:46 pm
Quote from: SenorPez on July 07, 2010, 03:52:37 pm
That looks 'shopped.
mhm. I can tell from the pixels, and having seen a few photoshops in my time

And the lighting's wrong in a few places.

Is it just me, or was the "remove red eye" feature used?

Haha, all the same, great story man.  Don't forget to make a golden crutch!
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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2010, 02:22:11 am »
Quote from: Vilhelm Haughton on July 07, 2010, 09:49:18 pm
Quote from: Sizik on July 07, 2010, 08:40:00 pm
Quote from: shoowop on July 07, 2010, 04:34:46 pm
Quote from: SenorPez on July 07, 2010, 03:52:37 pm
That looks 'shopped.
mhm. I can tell from the pixels, and having seen a few photoshops in my time

And the lighting's wrong in a few places.

Is it just me, or was the "remove red eye" feature used?

Haha, all the same, great story man.  Don't forget to make a golden crutch!
                       
Donīt worry, Iīve got like 5 masterfully made steel crutches masterfully engraved with star sapphires
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Re: Brother's Rendition of Dwarf sparring
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2010, 02:35:00 pm »
Bump   8)
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