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Blizzard's Secrets?
« on: July 05, 2010, 11:30:08 am »

So, yeah, Blizzard is a pretty secretive company, and I was trying to find out a few more of them for amusement value.

The ones I know so far:-
  • Blizzard owns (I think, anyhow, the only thing I've ever saw on this was in a magazine in 1995 or something) telenet, or has an absolutely massive contract with them. Hence why telenet's fuck ups absolutely destroy any gameplay in their games.
  • Blizzard was originally asked to do a Warhammer fantasy game by Games Workshop, which eventually resulted in Warcraft after they said it was too poor quality.
  • Blizzard is now Activision's bitch, since an executive was installed over the top of Blizzard's own.
  • Chris Metzen is a tit who does complete acts of nepotism.

Anything else, ladies and gents?
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2010, 11:33:10 am »

shhh, don't tell anyone, but Blizzard?

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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2010, 12:35:53 pm »

Blizzard, isn't that the company that makes piss-poor games that shows how bad taste some people have? I mean, you can't get it more crappy then Starcraft or The Lost Vikings, now can you?
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2010, 12:37:02 pm »

I hear Blizzard makes this game called WoW. Anyone heard of it?
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2010, 12:37:13 pm »

Diablo, man.  Horrible game.
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2010, 12:39:51 pm »

BLIZZARD ARE THE ANTI-CHRIST
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2010, 01:04:31 pm »

If Blizzard wanted they could become the sovereign ruler of South Korea 
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2010, 01:11:32 pm »

Am I the only one that /likes/ Blizzard's products?
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2010, 01:23:53 pm »

Am I the only one that /likes/ Blizzard's products?
I like everything pre- Burning Crusade WoW expansion. We will see if Starcraft 2 is as good as it should be...
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2010, 01:24:47 pm »

Am I the only one that /likes/ Blizzard's products?

Nah, but in the past years Blizzard has pissed off so many people that they deserves all the hate now.
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2010, 01:33:01 pm »

Am I the only one that /likes/ Blizzard's products?


Yes and you should be ashamed for ever even suggesting such a thing. Go throw ourself into a carp-infested magmafall or something!
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2010, 01:35:52 pm »

So half joke hate and half reflex hate. hmmm...
Blizzard Scks man u should hate them. amidoingitright?  They never made a good game ever and the original starcraft doesn't count only Koreans play it anyway.
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2010, 01:42:40 pm »

So half joke hate and half reflex hate. hmmm...
Blizzard Scks man u should hate them. amidoingitright?  They never made a good game ever and the original starcraft doesn't count only Koreans play it anyway.


Not enough irony. Needs more spice, but you're on the right track.
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2010, 01:43:45 pm »

Hehe it's twisted wraparound irony.
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Re: Blizzard's Secrets?
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2010, 01:47:53 pm »

I guess in terms of business, Blizzard could be constituted as Activision's 'bitch', but having an executive who went to a business school be in a top marketing position over a guy with a CS degree who's good at actually making the product isn't that bad. I imagine the guys in the development offices still get to do their thing, since their thing has proven to be the best business model, and Activision would have to be foolish to interfere when Blizzard is only behind Maxis for highest grossing (and probably net) revenues from a single game developer.

EDIT: In North America, at least, I think Nintendo is managing to nudge Blizzard down to third with the WiiFit, while The Sims is still at the top of the most sold list, last I checked on Wikipedia. Since there is hardware on the WiiFit, though, my uneducated guess would be that they gross more (clearly, since it's uber-expensive) but also have a higher operating cost. Then again, maybe Blizzard grosses more because a full package costs about $80 + (n*10), where 'n' is the number of months the person buys a subscription fee, assuming that the game and all three of the expansions (including the upcoming one) are purchased and all four boxes cost $20. So for people like my Dad who have been playing since 2003 or 2004, they can probably gross upwards of $300 per customer. I don't know how much their operating costs are, though, so I can't make any speculation on how much of that they actually keep, or how much is actually distributed to their executives and stock holders (wage and salaries of all the people working on Blizzard games, including the leads, is already factored into the operating costs).
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