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Nikov

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Have a Cigar, Me
« on: June 23, 2010, 04:56:12 pm »
And were my wife not allergic to tobacco, I would.

Today I announce unto the Intarwebs that lo, a child is born, lying in an ABS plastic tub, who's mother was not a virgin after she married me, with peace and goodwill toward men (since there are no women on the internet).

AND LO, THEY SHALL CALL HIM HENRY MITCHEL REID, AND HE SHALL STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF HIS ENEMIES, FOR MIGHTY IS HIS CRY.

And the father was filled with much pride, and sought praises from the forum, whence troll and troubador alike hath gathered for his announcement.

ALL PRAISE MY NEWBORN KIN.


Edit: Now with cute family photo!
« Last Edit: August 14, 2010, 09:23:26 pm by Nikov »
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 04:57:02 pm »
Congrats man.
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 04:58:32 pm »
I was expecting a flashier name, but then the subtlety hit me. You don't expect the normal ones.
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2010, 05:03:17 pm »
OH DEAR GOD NO NOT A BABY NIKOV WHAT IS WORLD COME TO?!

(I was expecting Nikov to have a child sometime during 2012. Also, congrats.)
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Nikov

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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 05:05:05 pm »
Meta Stats! 7 pounds 9 ounces, 20 inches, black straight hair, predicting brown eyes, delivered caeserian (like an Emperor indeed) 8:26 AM.

In Spartan style I stood by as the nurse gave him his first shot. Delayed reaction to the pain, briefly yelled at the nurse, and then calmed back down almost immediately. Very Lacedonian of him.

FakeEdit: Yeah, my daughter was Lorelei. I figure I couldn't do Henrich in this day and age without looking like a nutjob. Singing the Panzerleid in the nursery was kooky enough. Also Pathos, it came to this thirteen months ago with my first child. Glad you caught up though.
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Quote from: DJ on March 20, 2011, 08:35:32 am
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2010, 05:09:06 pm »
Quote from: Nikov on June 23, 2010, 05:05:05 pm
FakeEdit: Yeah, my daughter was Lorelei. I figure I couldn't do Henrich in this day and age without looking like a nutjob. Singing the Panzerleid in the nursery was kooky enough. Also Pathos, it came to this thirteen months ago with my first child. Glad you caught up though.

THIRTEEN MONTHS AGO. THE CHILD WILL BE THREE YEARS OLD IN 2012! THE PROPHECY HAS CAME TRUE!
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2010, 05:28:20 pm »
Wait, since when does Michel start with J?
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2010, 05:29:20 pm »
Congratulations Nikov!
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2010, 06:37:30 pm »
Kawngratyoolaysheeuns!
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2010, 08:10:11 pm »
Quote from: Nikov on June 23, 2010, 04:56:12 pm
AND LO, THEY SHALL CALL HIM HENRY MITCHEL REID

Henry Reid is a solid name, but you could have sprung for Henrich.

Quote from: Nikov on June 23, 2010, 05:05:05 pm
7 pounds 9 ounces, 20 inches, black straight hair

Pretty big baby, and born with hair no less.  He just might be a conqueror in the making.
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2010, 08:22:06 pm »
Congrats. Make sure the wife doesn't carry him around when she goes into battle.

We all know how that ends.
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2010, 08:24:53 pm »
Congrats.
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2010, 09:56:28 pm »
Hi!

Allow me to congratulate you. Even though we are on different ends of the political spectrum, you are a person I have had some nice discussions/contact with, so I think this is quite appropriate.

So, congratulations, and I hope that your wife and the child will be well.

Deathworks
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2010, 11:14:35 pm »
MAY NIKOVS BROOD PROSPER

Make sure that he doesn't go insane when cleaning himself. It's never pretty man
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Re: Have a Cigar, Me
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2010, 11:26:28 pm »
Congratulations! Henry Mitchel Reid, strike the earth!
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