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[Armok]

The policeman first looks paralysed by surprise, then wierded out, but then your charm and the music takes effect and he blushes immensely.
"S-sorry to interrupt... I should b-be on my way."

As he starts to leave, you see him checking the checkbox that says you showed him a valid permit.

[mainiac]

Don't let him leave!  We must have bagpipe accompaniment!

Use his piping and your F4nm4k1ng to create a remix of "Scots Wae Hae" that will channel the spirit of the scottish freedom fighter into all who hear it!

[Karnewarrior]

>Seduce OFFICER. Use ANDROGYNOUS WILES to lure him into our apartment. Get him undressed, then lay him on your bed. Then, use the knife you have so cleverly concealed under your pillow and slit his throat. Hide the body in your backyard, buried far away from any landmarks.

On second thought, just let him go.

  Yeah, I'm so evil I make Satan cry. So what?!

[ein]

Slit his throat with a knife?
We've got a skill that lets us manipulate matter with sound.
Why slit his throat when you can simultaneously cause every single one of his blood vessels to burst by playing some music?

[Armok]

You pounder what to do with this country police, and in the end you determine that the most pleasing course of action is to simply let him go to fade away from a broken heart.

New trait acquired: Cruel!

((Sorry it took so long, I were awaiting actual interesting suggestions.))

[Hugehead]

He is welding bagpipes.

welding.

welding.

anyway get l33t sh4d3s and rock out on synth3sy23r

[Robocorn]

anyway get l33t sh4d3s and rock out on synth3sy23r

Agreed, you should at least have the sh4d3s so that people can see that you don't need to be able to see what you're doing. You're that 1337.

you should probably be looking for a Hueg-a55 4mp1ifi3r so that your 1337 m3l0di3s, can travel a greater distance.

[Armok]

You finally decide what to buy: Some unbelievably sweet-ass sh4d3s and a Hueg-a55 4mp1ifi3r... Well you can't actually afford that, it costs a small fortune, so you just get a bigish 4mp1ifi3r. You are now stripped for cash again.

[Armok]

Bump.

[Robocorn]

Chl03 must go compose a piece of music so soothing that it can knock listeners unconscious merely from hearing it.
This will help her gain L00t much more easily as she will be able to rob the unconscious un1337 public.

you ninja'd me to bump?

[Armok]

You yet again are stricken by inspiration! You compose 2yn4p71c Lu114by, a tune capable of inducing narcoleptic reactions in anyone but the utmost mentally disciplined. It also makes you think of Nintendo, for some reason.

You gain 599.23 EXP!

[Mishy]

Wait for the gig thats meant to be happening.

[Cheddarius]

Realize that you are in a forum game. Cry.

[Karnewarrior]

Realize that you are in a forum game. Cry.

Payback's a bitch
 
Named Chloe.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Armok]

You already know you're in a forum game, jackasses. The only ones who don't are those crazy fundies. There are universities dedicated to figuring out the details. You mean, seriously, you can buy EXP sensors for half a ph4t l3wt, or for that matter the fact your economy uses that kind of units, or that the police uses music instead of something efficient like guns.
Big. F***ing. News.

You stick your tongue out at the fourth wall for calling you a b****.