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Brandon816

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dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« on: June 22, 2010, 06:40:56 am »
An ambush happened. During the fighting, one of the dwarves decided to start hauling one of the goblins' corpses back to the refuse heap. I forbade the corpse, but instead of running away, he stood there in sight and attack range of the marksgoblins. One takes a shot straight at him, and of course it was an accurate shot. I look at his wounds after he got hit, and his only wound was a greyed out upper left back tooth. No blood, no pain, no bad thoughts. Just a missing tooth, which apparently he spat out on the ground after this feat. Had that molar not been hit, the throat or brain were next in line. Oh, and the arrow is missing, which I figure means either the tooth destroyed it or the dwarf was just really hungry.
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2010, 08:15:40 am »
Before you know it, someone's gonna suggest armor made out of teeth.

I think we need armor made out of teeth.
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2010, 08:39:14 am »
That dwarf is hardcore.
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2010, 12:08:11 pm »
He freekin grabbed the arrow out of the air with his freekin teeth. Was the tooth knocked out? If not try and get him some medical attention, I would love to know if they put splints on damaged teeth.
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 01:48:36 am »
No, the tooth just fell out, and no medical attention was required. He went on like he didn't even feel it. Makes me think he was using *steel false teeth*.
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2010, 02:23:21 am »
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2010, 02:33:13 am »
Oh my god awesome
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2010, 03:14:39 am »
That should be the official response to: "What is Dwarf Fortress about?"
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2010, 03:35:21 am »
Best. MSpaint. Drawing. Ever.
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2010, 05:23:51 am »
That drawing is great
Made me laugh for quite a while
Stove is awesome now.
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2010, 06:32:05 am »
Oh man, that comic is genius.  I had to work pretty hard to stifle my laughter here at work, good job!
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2010, 07:10:29 am »
I can happily admit that this comic was the winner of my "Best Laugh Today" award :3
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2010, 07:17:36 am »
I just realised, that comic is kind of accurate too. The goblins were getting hacked apart by axedwarves (the corpse having only an upper body) and the bolt was made of silver (greyish color).
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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2010, 08:38:51 am »
Thank you so much for that wonderful belly laugh. You have a gift for humor Stove.
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Re: dwarf's wisdom tooth makes an epic defence roll
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2010, 08:42:30 am »
The comic, it is a wonderful thing.
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