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[Sirus]

Did your car overheat? If so, prepare for a fuckheug bill.

[Dutchling]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[Arx]

I am currently fucking pissed at myself for not starting this project earlier, and fucking pissed at the maths department for putting a question in here that's way above sane level.

[Spehss _]

Was walking back from my first session of philosophy. It starts raining. Like, pouring rain. Apparently the single large cloud in the sky above us just so happened to be a raincloud. Literally no other cloud in the sky except for that. Sun was still shining during the entire rain. Also, it's a good 15 to 20 minute walk from my dorm to the philosophy building. Brilliant. And because of the rain, it got god-awfully humid. Like, "it's so humid I'm swimming through the air" levels of humid.

TEXAS. WEATHER. G-MUTHAEFFING-G.

Also, my philosophy textbook costs 180 bucks. Got a book of british literature three times as thick as the philosophy textbook for 70. Insane prices.

[Graknorke]

You know that thing in movies where they run their thumb along the edge of a knife to check how sharp it it?
Don't actually do that.

I'm not even sure how that much blood can come out of a single digit but apparently it can.

[nenjin]

See if it will shave arm hair. That's generally the smarter way to do it. It's a thing in movies because as a thing in RL it's impractical and dangerous.

[Graknorke]

It's 2330, I'm allowed to have bad ideas.

[Arx]

It's currently 00:45 here, and I understand cycloid graphs far better than I ever wanted to. @_@

[TamerVirus]

Are both of you in the military? 

[Frumple]

It's 2330, I'm allowed to have bad ideas.

It's only 2014 here, and your words fill me with sadness. Apparently the future has time travel and uses it to excuse stupidity. Also refuses to do freaky time loop stuff so as to watch self slice self up instead of actually experiencing it.

Verily, temporal manipulation has made our people lazy and callow.

E: Also, give me your future genetic manipulation/cybernetic replacement technology. Some massively fucked up part of our evolutionary history decided it was a good idea to have jaw problems make your eyes hurt, and I currently want to both viciously violate some part of space time for that cockup and tear out my goddamn eye. Well. That and fix the problem. Intelligent design is a rip, I want to trade my creator for someone that actually had an int score over 2.

[Bauglir]

It's 2330, I'm allowed to have bad ideas.

Graknorke, it's only 2014. I fear you may have lost so much blood, you have lost track of the year.

EDIT: Ninja'd!

[Graknorke]

It's only 2014 here, and your words fill me with sadness. Apparently the future has time travel and uses it to excuse stupidity. Also refuses to do freaky time loop stuff so as to watch self slice self up instead of actually experiencing it.

Listen, there's not a lot you can do with time travel without fucking things up. Might as well use it to voyeuristically enjoy people's stupidity.

[Descan]

Was walking back from my first session of philosophy. It starts raining. Like, pouring rain. Apparently the single large cloud in the sky above us just so happened to be a raincloud. Literally no other cloud in the sky except for that. Sun was still shining during the entire rain. Also, it's a good 15 to 20 minute walk from my dorm to the philosophy building. Brilliant. And because of the rain, it got god-awfully humid. Like, "it's so humid I'm swimming through the air" levels of humid.

TEXAS. WEATHER. G-MUTHAEFFING-G.

Also, my philosophy textbook costs 180 bucks. Got a book of british literature three times as thick as the philosophy textbook for 70. Insane prices.

That Slugbooks website seems to help. Found my chem textbook (retail price of 260-360) for 80-90 bucks instead, through that website (an aggregator of internet prices).

[scrdest]

See if it will shave arm hair. That's generally the smarter way to do it. It's a thing in movies because as a thing in RL it's impractical and dangerous.

My teacher taught me to do it along the width of the blade, not the length, if you get what I'm saying.

I just stab myself in the armpit until everything in and on them falls out. Never fails.

[TD1]

Hey, I didn't know they allowed internet access to insane asylums.

Huh.