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[MaximumZero]

I'm a pretty good salesman. Most money I've ever been paid. Love video games. Work in video game store. Still want to smack more than half of my customers.

[Yoink]

Does your employer make you only smack half of them?

[MaximumZero]

My DM says I'm not allowed to hit anyone unless they're robbing the store and I've tried to run and hide first.

[Lightningfalcon]

My DM says I'm not allowed to hit anyone unless they're robbing the store and I've tried to run and hide first.

That's because you haven't sold him/her on your punching prowess.  Show him/her how it will help make money, and you will be allowed to punch all the annoying customers you want. 

[BFEL]

My DM says I'm not allowed to hit anyone unless they're robbing the store and I've tried to run and hide first.

That's because you haven't sold him/her on your punching prowess.  Show him/her how it will help make money, and you will be allowed to punch all the annoying customers you want.

Clearly MZ is not as excellent a salesman as he proclaims!

[Dutchling]

as it proclaims.

I thought we just went over this guys.

[Sirus]

That was in the Happy thread. This is the RAGE thread. Totally different.

[Yoink]

as you people proclaims.

I thought we just went over this guys.

Fixed.

Also, MZ, have you tried punching your competitors as a way of winning your boss over?
Failing that you could always punch him 'til he sees the error of his ways. Or punch a hole in space-time and travel back through the years, and punch various events throughout the formation of the universe, altering it in subtle ways so that face-punching customers is not so frowned upon in the first place.

[Alev]

My DM says I'm not allowed to hit anyone unless they're robbing the store and I've tried to run and hide first.

So you have to run away and act scared before you attack the robber.
"Ahhh! We're getting robbed! Is should run away!"
"That's right, run, you wimp!"
*robber loots all the games*
"Ok, I finished my hiding. DIE, FILTH!"
*punchpunchpunch*

[Descan]

Foxes aren't domestic animals :V

Some of them actually are...

[Dutchling]

Foxes aren't domestic animals :V

Not with that attitude!

[Sirus]

Foxes aren't domestic animals :V

Not with that attitude!

Confirmed: Dutchling is Darvi's timeclone.

[Darvi]

I've got two of them now? Shit, this gets confusing.

[Neonivek]

I've got two of them now? Shit, this gets confusing.

Anymore and you can be a Comic book character...

Unfortunately though with only 2 clones... you just aren't up to par.

[Reverie]

Anymore and you can be a Comic book character...

Unfortunately though with only 2 clones... you just aren't up to par.

No, that's probably sufficient for a western comic. For manga, three clones and a genderbend are required.