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[Yoink]

Well, it looks like some Christian people are trying to find it because it's Jesus' only surviving remain apparently because the rest of Jesus went to Heaven.

So... is that why circumcision is a thing? The foreskin can't get into heaven?

[MaximumZero]

Well, at least I'm trying not to think of how Jesus' foreskin can be utilized.

Huh-what? Where did that come from?

Jesus's cock, presumably.

The thought, not the physical area. 

Well, it looks like some Christian people are trying to find it because it's Jesus' only surviving remain apparently because the rest of Jesus went to Heaven.

...I really like being a atheist sometimes. We may do stupid things, but at least we don't search for dead peoples cock coverings.

We don't really do anything. Atheists aren't a cohesive group. The only thing that atheists share is a lack of faith in gods. Otherwise, atheists are a really mixed bag.

[hops]

Well, it looks like some Christian people are trying to find it because it's Jesus' only surviving remain apparently because the rest of Jesus went to Heaven.

So... is that why circumcision is a thing? The foreskin can't get into heaven?

It's the other way around actually I think.
The foreskin can't get into heaven because it was circumcised from Jesus.

[ArchAIngel]

Well, it looks like some Christian people are trying to find it because it's Jesus' only surviving remain apparently because the rest of Jesus went to Heaven.

So... is that why circumcision is a thing? The foreskin can't get into heaven?

It's the other way around actually I think.
The foreskin can't get into heaven because it was circumcised from Jesus.

So why does it matter?

[Darvi]

Hoo boy.

1. Loss of interest in relationships with women in an erotic manner.
6. Never has a girlfriend
7. He's very thin or fragile
10. Crosses his legs constantly.

So according to that list I am less gay than I actually am.

[hops]

Well, it looks like some Christian people are trying to find it because it's Jesus' only surviving remain apparently because the rest of Jesus went to Heaven.

So... is that why circumcision is a thing? The foreskin can't get into heaven?

It's the other way around actually I think.
The foreskin can't get into heaven because it was circumcised from Jesus.

So why does it matter?

Because Jesus.

[SealyStar]

I fit two on the Honduran homophobia list - the one about combing hair a lot and the one about crossing legs.

[Parsely]

Guys can't cross their legs because their thighs would squash their dick/nuts. At the very least that goes for me. I know plenty of dudes who put one leg on their knee, otherwise I think I know one very skinny guy who does that, but he's not gay.

[Neonivek]

Hoo boy.

1. Loss of interest in relationships with women in an erotic manner.
6. Never has a girlfriend
7. He's very thin or fragile
10. Crosses his legs constantly.

So according to that list I am less gay than I actually am.

Well I kind of love that 1 and 6 are contradictory.

As well as 7 and 10 indirectly.

[Yoink]

But... they aren't?

[RedKing]

Well, it looks like some Christian people are trying to find it because it's Jesus' only surviving remain apparently because the rest of Jesus went to Heaven.

So... is that why circumcision is a thing? The foreskin can't get into heaven?

It's the other way around actually I think.
The foreskin can't get into heaven because it was circumcised from Jesus.

So why does it matter?

Miracles. If a saint's knucklebone can cure leprosy and shit, just think what the Holy Prepuce could do. (No shit, that's the actual term for it)

Even better? There were so many churches and abbeys and cathedrals claiming to have THE Holy Foreskin that the Vatican finally ruled in 1900 that anyone writing or talking about the damn thing would be excommunicated. 



Best yet?

In the late 17th century the Vatican librarian Leo Allatius wrote an unpublished treatise entitled De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba (A Discussion of the Foreskin of Our Lord Jesus Christ). According to an unconfirmed nineteenth-century source, its thesis is that the Holy Prepuce ascended, like Jesus himself, and was transformed into the rings of Saturn.

[Neonivek]

But... they aren't?

If you don't have a girlfriend, what are you doing in a sexual relationship with a woman for? (Yes this does happen)

and If you are fat... crossing your legs is uncomfortable.

was transformed into the rings of Saturn

Don't we have records from years before Jesus was even born that Saturn has rings?

[hops]

So Saturn is just a huge penis then?

Also I can cross my legs just fine despite being fat so I have no idea what you are talking about :V

[Darvi]

So the area between Saturn and Uranus is the solar system's taint.

[Neonivek]

So the area between Saturn and Uranus is the solar system's taint.

But Uranus has a ring too... and so does Jupiter... and Neptune