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[Knit tie]

I leave the forum for one day. Not even a day. And come back to this?!?

Do we really need to discuss technique? 

My medic friend once told me a story about how two vampire-obsessed teenagers tried to copulate while using blood as a personal lubricant. Woe befell them when they realised that blood coagulates.

[TD1]

 

Well.

[Aklyon]

That post is probably worse than the impliedness of the above posts, knit.

[scrdest]

I leave the forum for one day. Not even a day. And come back to this?!?

Do we really need to discuss technique? 

My medic friend once told me a story about how two vampire-obsessed teenagers tried to copulate while using blood as a personal lubricant. Woe befell them when they realised that blood coagulates.

I can't think of anything to say to make it funnier than it already is.

[miauw62]

-SNIP IM TIRED-

[EnigmaticHat]

This is why it is called "cooking oil", not "superhappyfuntime oil". Besides, it also smells kinda gross.

They make superhappyfuntime oil.  Its called (some types of) lube.

Also I understand we got here in tiny steps but this is pushing the forums guidelines.

I leave the forum for one day. Not even a day. And come back to this?!?

Do we really need to discuss technique? 

My medic friend once told me a story about how two vampire-obsessed teenagers tried to copulate while using blood as a personal lubricant. Woe befell them when they realised that blood coagulates.

*dead eyed stare*

[Teneb]

Been having problems with my internet connection lately, in that it goes offline randomly and sometimes stay that way for hours. Been calling tech support for quite sometime, and they finally sent someone competent to fix the issue. After hours trying everything, they find the problem: a cable in the hallway, inside a box with no lock. The same box that everyone insists on messing with despite the fact none of them knows how to handle this stuff. I already dislike my neighbours, but it's an all-time low now. Not only that, but it can only be fixed tomorrow, since the technician didn't have the correct equipment to fix it.

[Descan]

You should get a lock for that box then.

[Knit tie]

I leave the forum for one day. Not even a day. And come back to this?!?

Do we really need to discuss technique? 

My medic friend once told me a story about how two vampire-obsessed teenagers tried to copulate while using blood as a personal lubricant. Woe befell them when they realised that blood coagulates.

I can't think of anything to say to make it funnier than it already is.

How about: "that must've been painful as fuck"?

[scrdest]

I leave the forum for one day. Not even a day. And come back to this?!?

Do we really need to discuss technique? 

My medic friend once told me a story about how two vampire-obsessed teenagers tried to copulate while using blood as a personal lubricant. Woe befell them when they realised that blood coagulates.

I can't think of anything to say to make it funnier than it already is.

How about: "that must've been painful as fuck"?

Probably. I'm a horrible person.

[Bauglir]

Well, I haven't been this angry at a game since the last time I played Monopoly. At least I no longer regret my scheduling conflicts that prevent me from playing Magic regularly, because I really, really do not want to play it again for a while.

[SealyStar]

I leave the forum for one day. Not even a day. And come back to this?!?

Do we really need to discuss technique? 

My medic friend once told me a story about how two vampire-obsessed teenagers tried to copulate while using blood as a personal lubricant. Woe befell them when they realised that blood coagulates.

I'm actually more surprised by the verb copulate, which suggests at least one vampires obsessed teen is a male.

But anyway, this topic is probably non-kosher enough to make Israel declare war on this forum. Given kosher concerns over blood, probably literally.

[Knit tie]

Enough with that topic, you're right.

Well, I haven't been this angry at a game since the last time I played Monopoly. At least I no longer regret my scheduling conflicts that prevent me from playing Magic regularly, because I really, really do not want to play it again for a while.

Cheating? Bad sportsmanship?

[Bauglir]

No, just bad luck leading to a series of games so unfun, I dropped out despite the possibility of still winning stuff. It just wasn't worth the time, anymore.

[Iceblaster]

I hate puppies.

Why do they have to be so loud.

Why do I have to even worry about something that I had no part in wanting.

Am I being whiny? Probably, but goddamnit I would rather have a noisy cat.