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[Helgoland]

I mean, I once ate the still-beating heart of a hugeass black grouse, but I did it on a bet and hearts don't tend to fucking kill you like so much fat and salt is known to do.

Did you kill it with an ice-axe?

[Pnx]

Just for the record, as a cynic, I'm inclined to disbelieve the stories of both the wolf and the grouse.

Wait, are you claiming that wolves and grouse are a myth? Damn it, I knew those creatures were too good to be true!

[Knit tie]

I mean, I once ate the still-beating heart of a hugeass black grouse, but I did it on a bet and hearts don't tend to fucking kill you like so much fat and salt is known to do.

Did you kill it with an ice-axe?

No, I was black grouse hunting with my friends, we got a really powerful long-range rifle with us so the normally grueling hunt was a cakewalk as we just sniped the bird instead of painstakingly sneaking up to it, anyway, my buddy took a shot and decapitated the bird, its headless corpse started to flail on the ground, we ran up to it and then Andrey said: "Hey -name-, bet you cannot eat this bird's heart like a viking!", and then I cut the now-still bird-corpse open and ate the warm heart. It wasn't really beating, to be fair, just slightly trembling.

Just for the record, as a cynic, I'm inclined to disbelieve the stories of both the wolf and the grouse.

However, if they are true, power to you, I guess.

I am sorry to say that I do not value the opinion of a man whose achievements are so insignificant that he prefers to portray himself as a virtuoso masturbator very much.

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That's a joke . No offence Greatorder, you are a great guy.

[Helgoland]

That icebear is masturbating?

[BlackFlyme]

Got DS2 to work through a method I can only describe as 'fucking hoops as shit'.

New problem. Can't find the receiver to connect my controller to my computer.

E: Found it. Though the batteries are half dead.

New problem, and an eyesore warning.

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[Parsely]

Oh my god.

[mastahcheese]

is it sad that I've actually tried to play games like that before?

I wasn't successful, but I tried.

[Parsely]

is it sad that I've actually tried to play games like that before?

I wasn't successful, but I tried.

I completed Fable with no working textures. Except the water, which looked like vomit. It was yellow with green and red chunky specks in it, and it flowed.

[mastahcheese]

I still have to play Knights and Merchants with the colors inverted.

[Parsely]

And yet I could run Mechwarrior 4 with max graphics and over a dozen heavy mechs and assorted light vehicles all lobbing rockets and lasers at one another with no lag. GUNIN junior was a very confuse little babby with the way his stupid computer worked.

[Frumple]

is it sad that I've actually tried to play games like that before?

I wasn't successful, but I tried.

I completed Fable with no working textures. Except the water, which looked like vomit. It was yellow with green and red chunky specks in it, and it flowed.

... yeah, there was a point I was only able to get WC3 running decently by taking a third party program and disabling... nearly everything. Stuff like shaders, iirc. And colors. Everything was basically a textureless black and white wireframe or... something along those lines. But it ran better!

[Arx]

is it sad that I've actually tried to play games like that before?

I wasn't successful, but I tried.

I completed Fable with no working textures. Except the water, which looked like vomit. It was yellow with green and red chunky specks in it, and it flowed.

... yeah, there was a point I was only able to get WC3 running decently by taking a third party program and disabling... nearly everything. Stuff like shaders, iirc. And colors. Everything was basically a textureless black and white wireframe or... something along those lines. But it ran better!

Age of Empire III used to have massive graphical glitches on my old PC. I won something like five singleplayer games before giving up.

I shall drown you in a flood of fapping animals of varying kinds for such a grave insult.

And Earwax^TM.

[scriver]

I don't get your problem with black coffee. I mean, I prefer mine with a little milk in it, but I don't mind drinking it black either. As for the heat, you're not supposed to just gulp it down. You take smaller sips at the beginning, just like you do with tea. Or high % chocolate, in that it tastes better in smaller bites rather than just chomping down on it.

[Xantalos]

I don't get your problem with black coffee. I mean, I prefer mine with a little milk in it, but I don't mind drinking it black either. As for the heat, you're not supposed to just gulp it down. You take smaller sips at the beginning, just like you do with tea. Or high % chocolate, in that it tastes better in smaller bites rather than just chomping down on it.

You kidding? Dark chocolate tastes better in one huge chunk!
Preferably bacon dark chocolate.
Tasty.

[scriver]

A. Bacon is overdone.

B. If it's got something in it, it brings down the %. You're no longer eating dark chocolate. Just ordinary chocolate with pieces of something that is very unlikely to be actual bacon in it