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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I bought some chips, but I noticed to late that the bag was broken and they were stale.

[BlackFlyme]

That damned online homework program I have to use for school is really pissing me off.

It the harshest marker I've ever had to put up with.

Your math equation is off by 0.01? Accidentally labelled the PR in a column as g1 instead of G1 in your general accounting journal?

Wrong answer, you lose marks. Not "you are wrong, you won't get a mark" but "this is incorrect, we will deduct marks from your total because of this!"

Oh, I think I know the one. God forbid you have stray whitespace.

I actually have 3 of these programs to contend with, since every course in my college is responsible for it's own resources, and they don't really collaborate with each other much.

I'd rather one program that was a pain to work with than 3 that are near impossible. In my computers class my teacher actually went around to everyone's computer and did some questions for them because the instructions were too vague for him to understand.

[itisnotlogical]

Spoiler alert for every fast-food documentary ever:

IF YOU EAT FAST FOOD THREE MEALS A DAY EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS, YOU'LL GET MORBIDLY OBESE.

And people talk about these kinds of documentaries like they're revealing the secret truth behind the Kennedy assassination. If you couldn't figure out "McDonald's is unhealthy garbage, maybe I shouldn't eat so much of it" for yourself, you need somebody to look after you before you crawl into an oven "because it's chilly outside".

And people bring up these fucking documentaries whenever I'm so much as carrying a coffee from McD's, and it pisses me off every time because it's obvious shit that anybody with awareness of the world around them could figure out just by cultural osmosis.

[Descan]

To expand on the above: Any unsolicited food/diet/weight advice.

Not only is it insulting my intelligence, but also: Seriously, do I look that unhealthy? :I

At least wait until I actually talk about food or diets or weight before you barge in with it. :v

[Xantalos]

Spoiler alert for every fast-food documentary ever:

IF YOU EAT FAST FOOD THREE MEALS A DAY EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS, YOU'LL GET MORBIDLY OBESE.

And people talk about these kinds of documentaries like they're revealing the secret truth behind the Kennedy assassination. If you couldn't figure out "McDonald's is unhealthy garbage, maybe I shouldn't eat so much of it" for yourself, you need somebody to look after you before you crawl into an oven "because it's chilly outside".

And people bring up these fucking documentaries whenever I'm so much as carrying a coffee from McD's, and it pisses me off every time because it's obvious shit that anybody with awareness of the world around them could figure out just by cultural osmosis.

I'm guessing you watched Supersize Me?

[itisnotlogical]

-snip-

I'm guessing you watched Supersize Me?

Nope, but people always bring it up and it drives me up the wall. All you need to do is combine that into a discussion of Avatar (blue cat aliens, not The Last Airbender) and I'd probably start beating people.

[Xantalos]

-snip-

I'm guessing you watched Supersize Me?

Nope, but people always bring it up and it drives me up the wall. All you need to do is combine that into a discussion of Avatar (blue cat aliens, not The Last Airbender) and I'd probably start beating people.

Now I want to see obese Na'vi.

[Frumple]

One: You probably don't. Not really.

Two: I can almost flat guarantee you (though there is no bloody chance I'm actually checking) that the internet has provided just that for you. It's just, y'know. Probably 34'd.

[Xantalos]

True.
I want to see spherical Na'vi.

[Descan]

Consider a spherical cow...

[BlackFlyme]

One: You probably don't. Not really.

Two: I can almost flat guarantee you (though there is no bloody chance I'm actually checking) that the internet has provided just that for you. It's just, y'know. Probably 34'd.

...

Eye think my eyes are burning...

I'm just going to go get a power drill and manually remove the memories of what I've just seen...

Seriously, don't google it.

[LordSlowpoke]

...you could just roll it across town, mooing all the way

oh good lord the shenanigans

[Xantalos]

Consider a spherical cow...

Would be an awesome marshmallow.

[Mech#4]

Consider a spherical cow...

Would be an awesome marshmallow.

How would you tip a spherical cow?

[Xantalos]

Consider a spherical cow...

Would be an awesome marshmallow.

How would you tip a spherical cow?

Cowtamari Damacy.