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[MetalSlimeHunt]

My roommate lost his room key and is being lazy about contacting the RA. Stupid motherfucker wants to just keep the dorm unlocked and is convinced we won't get robbed because "people know not to mess with him".

Stupid, stupid motherfucker. I don't want to just lock him out, but...

He also manages to be the most patronizing bastard possible with any possible conversation. I tell him to go talk to the RA, and this is what transpired when he got back:

Me: Well?

Him: (Insulting mimicry) Wheell?

Me: Did you talk to David?

Him: Naw, he wasn't here.

Me: You should probably email him.

Him: Dude, it's okay if we leave the door unlocked.

Me: Someone is going to steal our shit because of you!

Him: Relax dude, no one is going to steal your Pokemon cards (No, I don't have any Pokemon cards.).

Me: Fuck you. You've got more valuable shit here than I do!

Him: Yeah, and everyone knows that if they steal my guitar I'm gonna fuck them up.

Me: How do you expect to find someone who steals from us when we aren't here?

Him: Cause I'ma badass. (Leaves the room.)

I emailed the RA and asked him to track him down so I can end this nonsense as quickly as possible.

[MonkeyHead]

Well, obvioulsy, hide the guitar.

[MaximumZero]

Welp, time to lock his stupid ass out and play the waiting game.

[kaijyuu]

I'm sorry but I find that situation hilarious.

Lock the idiot out xD

[Hanslanda]

Welp, time to lock his stupid ass out and play the waiting game.

I'm sorry but I find that situation hilarious.

Lock the idiot out xD

And then say, "Hey, someone stole your guitar. I'm not letting you in until you go find it."

[MaximumZero]

After you've sold it on craigslist to someone in florida.

[Haspen]

Okay ISP you raise my speed, sure.

Why the connection is sucky like hell, though? What I'm supposed to do besides things you told me ("just change the ip and few other things")!?

Fuck you, unhelpful ISP

[Neonivek]

Well as of right now I am thinking of a really obnoxious, as obnoxious as possible, way of telling people who complain about me off. Mostly because I am tired of people just jumping to the "Ohh you complained... HATER!" part or the "You complained thus you think that complaint invalidates this"...

I want it to be so obnoxious that I want them to go "OK, Ok we get it... next time we will actually understand that people are capable of recognising and picking up on concepts with their eyes".

Ohh well...

As for MetalSlimeHunt

That is pretty funny... Too bad from your end it is pretty absolutely terrible and I feel sorry for you.

Especially since Dorms arn't exactly known for their security.

[Nadaka]

Well, hopefully he flunks out due to his douchbaggery, so you won't have to inflict him on someone else when you have a new roomie next semester.

[MaximumZero]

Is there any feasible way to trap the door?

[Hanslanda]

Is there any feasible way to trap the door?

Stonefall trap?

[Neonivek]

Is there any feasible way to trap the door?

If you have Rubber Sandals it is possible to jam the door shut.

[MonkeyHead]

The spinning Yew wood guitar strikes the asshat in the head, bruising the brain through the stupid baseball cap on sideways!

[Hanslanda]

The spinning Yew wood guitar strikes the asshat in the head, bruising the brain through the stupid baseball cap on sideways!

I kind of want to take this to the OOC Quotes thread...

[RedKing]

I'm telling you, dude...your roommate is Scumbag Steve.

Me: How do you expect to find someone who steals from us when we aren't here?

Him: Cause I'ma badass. (Leaves the room.)

That's worthy of a Neil DeGrasse Tyson right there. As in, I'd have had to bust out that pose in real-life if I had been there.

I think you need to sell the guitar to a very large offensive tackle for Appalachian. Hilarity shall ensue.