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[Tellemurius]

I recommend actually having sex with her, but make it really weird. So weird she will regret it and not talk to anyone about it. Ever.

That's a terrible idea!

Yea the rumors might be worse than the STDs

[Vorthon]

Three rage-inducing thing today:

1. Fallout 3 keeps freezing on me. I'm doing that 'The Waters of Life' quest or whatever the fuck it's called, and I've got to go clear out a pipe or something, and it keeps freezing either right before I turn the valve I have to complete that part, or it waits until right after.

2. My stepdad went into full-on technophobe mode, declaring that technology was the worst thing ever invented (And that sentence, in and of itself is rage-inducing). He then proceeded to sit down and watch a movie.

3. The kitten seems to find my arms absolutely fucking delicious or something, because he won't stop biting and gnawing on them.

[kaijyuu]

declaring that technology was the worst thing ever invented

I'm sorry but this is pretty hilarious.

[Sirus]

The kitten seems to find my arms absolutely fucking delicious or something, because he won't stop biting and gnawing on them.

D'aaaaaaaaw.

[Wrex]

The kitten seems to find my arms absolutely fucking delicious or something, because he won't stop biting and gnawing on them.

D'aaaaaaaaw.

That's not Cute. That's annoying.

[Vorthon]

declaring that technology was the worst thing ever invented

I'm sorry but this is pretty hilarious.

Especially when you consider all the times that medical technologies helped prevent him from being permanently crippled.

The kitten seems to find my arms absolutely fucking delicious or something, because he won't stop biting and gnawing on them.

D'aaaaaaaaw.

That's not Cute. That's annoying.

Especially considering he's got teeth like fucking needles.

[Flying Dice]

declaring that technology was the worst thing ever invented

I'm sorry but this is pretty hilarious.

Especially when you consider all the times that medical technologies helped prevent him from being permanently crippled.

Especially when you consider that everything ever invented is, by default, technology. Ideas are nonphysical inventions, and thus also technology. Fire-on-a-stick is technology.

[nenjin]

Call me crazy, but if you want a chick to leave you alone, just be brutally honest with her. "Look, I think you're a skanky whore and I'd rather stick my dick in a beehive than you."

If she still won't leave you alone after that, it's time to call the cops.

[kaenneth]

I recommend actually having sex with her, but make it really weird. So weird she will regret it and not talk to anyone about it. Ever.

This has worked for me in the past.

Given that I assume people generally look like their avatars...

[Flying Dice]

Call me crazy, but if you want a chick to leave you alone, just be brutally honest with her. "Look, I think you're a skanky whore and I'd rather stick my dick in a beehive than you."

If she still won't leave you alone after that, it's time to call the cops.

If she responds with, "Ooh, I can help with that!", run.

[MonkeyHead]

I recommend actually having sex with her, but make it really weird. So weird she will regret it and not talk to anyone about it. Ever.

This has worked for me in the past.

Given that I assume people generally look like their avatars...

Suprisingly accurate.

[Tellemurius]

I recommend actually having sex with her, but make it really weird. So weird she will regret it and not talk to anyone about it. Ever.

This has worked for me in the past.

Given that I assume people generally look like their avatars...

Suprisingly accurate.

Monkey you give a whole new meaning of "giving head"

[MonkeyHead]

I recommend actually having sex with her, but make it really weird. So weird she will regret it and not talk to anyone about it. Ever.

This has worked for me in the past.

Given that I assume people generally look like their avatars...

Suprisingly accurate.

Monkey you give a whole new meaning of "giving head"

That made me smile a lot more than it should.

[Nadaka]

The guy I am training asked me: "how he can do this terrible task?"

I showed him how to trudge through the process and get it to work with a lot of mind numbing boilerplate code that will have to be tailored specifically to each instance of the problem.

He asked me: "Is there another way this could be done, that doesn't take so much work?"

I told him: "reflection."

And he asked: "what is reflection?"

And I told him: "deep dark magic that will corrupt your soul if you ever use it."

And then he asked: "can you show me?"

And i did.

[nenjin]

God, this fucking report.

I'm sooooooo close to having it balanced. I've been ramming my head into a wall for a week trying to learn all this shit that's above my head, and now I can SEE exactly what's throwing it off.....but I can't make myself understand why it's happening! Were it not for the fact that the totals will report wrong for thousands of dollars when run for a fiscal year, I'd call it good. But I can't! Godammnit brain, WORK!