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[Darvi]

Apparently you also taste like pork. Or like chicken.

But I'm with the sharks on this one, I wouldn't eat a human either.

[Gamerlord]

Apparently we are quite toxic if you eat too much.

[Darvi]

Is there anything that isn't?

[Akura]

Wednesday: Had an appointment to go to Social Services. I'm supposed to have filled out some forms that arrived in the mail weeks ago. Of course, my mom intercepts my mail, and she hands me the forms that morning in the truck, having filled out only half of it herself with mostly false information, leaving me to fill them out while she's driving like a maniac since she also decided to leave late. Then she gets an attitude when I tell her that I can't write with the way she's driving, since it's my fault that she takes my mail and didn't fill it out all the way because she decided to put it off constantly(one excuse she gave was because she was drunk). And when we get there, she just has to have a cigarrette before we go in, and I have to stand behind her on the line(she had an appointment too), barely able to breathe her cigarrette-breath.

And then the wait was less than half an hour, and both appointments together took about 5 minutes. Gotta be a record...

Thursday: Something was up everyone's ass. Nearly punched some 32-year-old manbaby in the face because he was being such an assclown. I'm not even sure why we keep this guy, his attitude is just extremely disrespectful.

Friday: New warehouse manager started implying threats of firing people based on their religious convictions, which he absolutely cannot do. I have, in my file with my Department of Labor case, a paper that I signed saying that DoL told me that work sites can't force their religious activities on workers they send there.

Then, this one really pushy guy starts grilling me about my personal life, then telling me the way I live my life is stupid, since there's way I'm going to meet a girl this way(note, most Long Island girls I've seen are skank bitches. If you live on Long Island and aren't a skank bitch, I apologize), and the somehow assumes I'm going fishing with him that evening. This is a guy, I've noticed, who not only has to be right about every single thing, but also has to make sure everyone else knows it too, and always has to seek, if not force, approval for his opinions from everyone around him.

[miauw62]

Apparently you also taste like pork. Or like chicken.

But I'm with the sharks on this one, I wouldn't eat a human either.

Wouldnt risk becoming incredibly stupid.

[Hanslanda]

Apparently we are quite toxic if you eat too much.

Prions in the brain, etc.
But I believe that's only for humans. AFAIK, animals can eat us just fine. Could be wrong though.

[kaijyuu]

Yeah we're tasty to quite a few things.

[Loud Whispers]

Ugh. So a surfer gets killed by a shark and the authorities decide it's a great idea to hunt it down and kill it.

It's the moral responsibility of humanity to kill everything that fights back.

Rage worthy.

[kaijyuu]

It's the moral responsibility of humanity to kill everything that fights back.

Oh, I'm certain the shark was acting in self defense

[Loud Whispers]

It's the moral responsibility of humanity to kill everything that fights back.

Oh, I'm certain the shark was acting in self defense

"Shark fin soup."

[kaijyuu]

I know when I'm out surfing, I look for sharks to attack and make into soup right out there in the ocean.

[Pnx]

Of course the real victim here is the shark. Do you know how many nasty chemicals people have in their bodies because of all the crappy preservatives and stuff we eat? Seriously, if that guy was still alive I think he should be prosecuted for shark poisoning.

[Loud Whispers]

I know when I'm out surfing, I look for sharks to attack and make into soup right out there in the ocean.

nippy nooooo ;_;

[SalmonGod]

The really horrible part is how many sharks they're going to kill before they're satisfied that they finally got the guilty one.

[Lagslayer]

The guilty one has a taste for human flesh. Knowing this, you dump a bunch of people in the middle of the ocean and wait for sharks to start eating them.