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[Realmfighter]

Oh no. I'm so sorry.

You can be undead if you want. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE.

[Terrahex]

Your powe- Wait, YOU CANT PICK YOUR SUPERPOWERS, FOO.
YOUR NAME IS TINGLES. YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, BUT NOT HARD ENOUGH TO INCAPACITATE THEM. BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE RULES. FOO. AND YOUR NOT UNDEAD. THATS JUST SILLY.

>_>

Well fuck this then. It was really just a attempt to reference my old character, but if your gonna be a douche about it.

I agree. I don't think I can stand this. what kind of power is this and why would someone go to the trouble of giving it to me? 

[CJ1145]

CJM's log, Day 1

A terrible blight has been cast upon me. I was trapped in a block of coma for 60 years. 60!! So much has changed since then. Cars are massive, hulking things that terrify children and make dogs yap incessantly. The country is moving towards Socialism, I'm told, the man in the White House is a black man with an Arab name, and I seem to have gained superpowers. That is, the power to seduce men. That is positively disgusting! But no matter! I do not need powers to be a hero! I proved it before, I shall prove it again! I shall take to the city and show people what it really means to be an American!

For truth, justice, and the American Waaaaaaaay!

-Love, Captain Justice-Man

For my first action whenever this gets going, I stalk the town in search of crime to root out!

[Realmfighter]

So, you can't shit fireballs and lightning. You just need to use your IMAGINATION. Hug people to death.

The point is you get a shitty power.

[Terrahex]

I will begrudgingly come out of hiding and rob a convenience store.

[Realmfighter]

See?

Can you imagine how funny it would be for a man sweating lighter fluid try to rob a convenience store? Just imagine it.

Okay, i have two action, i need one more person (Two, probably.) and i need Frelocks action.

[SHAD0Wdump]

The point is you get a shitty power.

Oh, I didn't know this. I usually expect to have some sort of choice in RTDs. But I'll run along with it as long as I get to be a psychotic clown.

[Terrahex]

Okay I suppose it is funny. I am sorry, I thought that this was a more seriouse RTD than it was.

[Realmfighter]

Actions, please.

I can play with four people.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Go to some random guy's house.

[Realmfighter]

Hex:Rob a store=6.
You wake up, and you see that your covered in lighter fluid. Realizing that you got super powers, in a way i will not examine in any detail, you decide to rob the convenience store you were sleeping outside. Walking inside and pulling out your lighter, you start yelling and ordering the clerk to give you all his money. The clerk, knowing that having a man covered in lighter fluid in your store is never good for business complies.

You have 1000 City dollars!
The police are now looking for you!

CJM:STOP CRIME=1
YOU ARE CJM. PROTECTOR OR TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY.
Walking around, you see a boy covered in lighter fluid running away from a convenience store with a comically large $ bag , and you decide to help the honest looking young man carry the heavy bag to his car. You help the poor boy into his car, as he has lost his keys and hotwire it for him. Because you care.
 
The police are now looking for you!

Tingles:Go to some guys house=4
You are a zombie. As a zombie, you understand that you have to hide or a over prepared zombie nerd will kill you.You see a house, and you ask the man inside to let you have it. Because he's laughing, you get a +1.
Get house=5+1
The man gives you the keys to his house. He must really like clowns.

You have a house!


Frelock, and anyone else who wants to play. post your characters actions/sheets + actions. I have no patience.

[CJ1145]

Wait a minute... that man was a crook! Get back here!

Charge after him like a maniac, shooting at his tires with whatever weapons I can find.

[Frelock]

Now, by randomly breaking physics, does this mean that the dice decide whether I break physics or not, or does it mean that stuff just happens around me?

Create a perpetual motion machine!  FOR SCIENCE!

[Terrahex]

sorry  I'm already gone looking for a hidout.

[SHAD0Wdump]

"Thank you kind sir, might I inquire upon eating your brains?">Eat his brains regardless of what he says.