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[Duke 2.0]

 Now now, you can't just make us go bomb a country all willy nilly. What do you take us for, gun-toting freaks?

 You need to paint them as evil satan-worshipers and have some questionable material suggesting that they want to kill us first. Then we'll remove those horrible performers once and for all.

[DrPizza]

UK, with 10 points.

[Josephus]

Now now, you can't just make us go bomb a country all willy nilly. What do you take us for, gun-toting freaks?

 You need to paint them as evil satan-worshipers and have some questionable material suggesting that they want to kill us first. Then we'll remove those horrible performers once and for all.

Yes, god forbid we should bomb good satan-worshippers.

[Soadreqm]

Those British scum have had it coming for them for far too long. It's about time you paid back for invading you in the war of independence.

Well, there's a lot of people below them who didn't even get to the finals, but no one knows what their score was.

[Il Palazzo]

I think that, in order to make the contest more interesting, the US should bomb the country that scores the least.

Judging by the unflinchingly consistent flux of terribad music that Eurovision is so famous for, it is not a hugely unlikely possibility that somebody threatend to bomb the best scoring contestant's nation.

[DJ]

Hehe, would be funny if Russia scored the worst. "Uhmm.... yeah, we're gonna bomb them, we just have this thing we have to do first... be right back!"

Anyway, since most of you people can't fully enjoy the hilarious awfulness of Serbia's song, here's a translation:

Eh, love, love
you, love, make my mouth water
eh, squeeze me, kiss me
love, squeeze me against your breasts

You kiss me like a minor, you have no shame
Belgrade, Belgrade, I'm saucy
Not once, not twice, kiss me thrice
Belgrade, Belgrade, thrice is our way

Balkans, Balkans, Balkans this is Balkans come on!
Hop hop hop this is Balkans come on!
Hop hop hop this is Balkans come on!
Hop hop hop this is Balkans come on!
Hop hop hop this is Balkans come on!

Eh love, love
Your breasts are, love, howitzers

You kiss me like a minor, you have no shame
Belgrade, Belgrade, I'm saucy
Not once, not twice, kiss me thrice
Belgrade, Belgrade, thrice is our way

Balkans, Balkans, Balkans this is Balkans come on!
Hop hop hop this is Balkans come on!
Hop hop hop this is Balkans come on!
Hop hop hop this is Balkans come on!
Hop hop hop this is Balkans come on!

Just a bit, just a bit, just a bit, just a bit
Just a bit, just a bit, just a bit, just a bit
Just a bit, give him just a bit

You kiss me like a minor, you have no shame
Belgrade, Belgrade, I'm saucy
Not once, not twice, kiss me thrice
Belgrade, Belgrade, thrice is our way

[Il Palazzo]

"Your breasts are howitzers."
That's some serious compliment.

[DJ]

For our poor Americans who don't get to watch Eurovision, here's examples of some of the finest songs in Eurovision contest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYyxhWEHO3w&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZJt6Gv4XPk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9rJLtz64Hg

I'm sure you can now see why I found this year's Eurovision contest to be a disappointment.

[ein]

*stuff*

Ye gods, what hath my Eurobros wrought?

[Errol]

There still was too much stuff designed to appeal to the average 60-year old female.

[DJ]

Finest trash TV on the planet, that's what. There's was some talk of a similar show in Americas, but it never materialized. Maybe we should just invite USA to participate, they're sure to send some horrible acts. And hey, if Armenia and Israel can count as Europe, I don't see why USA couldn't.

[tomas1297]

 The lack of hilariously bad songs disturbs me.This years Eurovision was so average it's horrible.Brofist for guy who sneaked into the stage tho.

[ChairmanPoo]

seriously, NATO should order an airstrike on the place they hold the next Eurovision on grounds of preventing crimes against art and taste. I have hated this sh¡t since I was a boy.

[DJ]

Moskau is a paragon of art and taste

[Realmfighter]

My heart just sang in the key of awesome.