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Rover963

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Pedo dwarf
« on: May 25, 2010, 07:13:11 am »
One of my dwarfs named Rhesus Macaque keeps trying to kidnap the children of my fort but I can't find him ever. Why would a citizen of your own fort try to kidnap someone?
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 07:20:21 am »
I lol'd
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 07:27:32 am »
Hahaha, oh wow.
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 08:34:12 am »
I can't tell if this is serious or an intentional troll XD
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 08:38:00 am »
You, sir, win a ☼sunshine biscuit☼. Do with it as you wish.

FAKEEDIT: Yay, 500th post.
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 08:47:17 am »
You sir, are slow.
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 10:18:08 am »
I'll let you in on the truth. Rhesus Macaque isn't a dwarf name. Hint: they live in trees, gibber a nonsensical language, and are clearly the dwarves' evolutionary inferiors.

I speak of course, gentledwarves, of the elves.
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2010, 11:22:00 am »
Aren't Rhesus Macaques actually whales?
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2010, 12:24:59 pm »
Quote from: Raviaric on May 25, 2010, 11:22:00 am
Aren't Rhesus Macaques actually whales?
They're actually a special ore. Instead of being mined, they're hunted from between the trees and instead of producing metal, they produce food: rhesus pieces.
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2010, 01:20:44 pm »
Quote from: Kidiri on May 25, 2010, 12:24:59 pm
Quote from: Raviaric on May 25, 2010, 11:22:00 am
Aren't Rhesus Macaques actually whales?
They're actually a special ore. Instead of being mined, they're hunted from between the trees and instead of producing metal, they produce food: rhesus pieces.

Ironicly I am eating M&M's.
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 01:24:08 pm »
I honestly thought they are the stuff that gets between your teeth and pisses you off all day...
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2010, 02:29:48 pm »
I also lol'd.
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2010, 04:47:28 pm »
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2010, 06:18:41 pm »
guys...


I accidentally
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the whole macaque...
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Re: Pedo dwarf
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 11:01:49 pm »
Name your sheriff Chris Hansen and give him a seat right over there. Should stop that problem.
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