STEVEN
You walk off at a fast pace (1) and trip, hitting your head on a cat. It is quickly grabbed by a butcher, drenched in syrup, and hauled off into a doorway. You shudder as the door locks, and several screeches come from within. You get up and continue, walking into the booze room. Two heavily armed guards block you and ask for ID. You reach into your beard (4) and withdraw your pickaxe handling license, and hand it over. A nod, and you're let in. You down the nearest barrel in one gulp, (1) wincing as it turns out to be prickle berry wine. The military uses this stuff as explosives, because it tastes so horrible.
EXKIRBY
You jump to your feet, trying to fade from sight. (1)
You start glowing. Shit.
Instead, you dive into the grass, trying to hide more conventionally. (1) You land on a snake, which bites you and causes you to yell. Jumping up, you knock it off. You hope it isn't poisonous. (2)
Your arm goes numb. Double shit.
BILL
You rush off (3) at a decent speed, heading towards a large rock. (6) You vault over the rock, sliding into cover effortlessly. Badass.
RICHARD
You get up and launch a homing fireball in the air, telling it to select a random head other than yours. (E1) (B2) (H6)
It flies toward an approaching figure, who (1) tries to dodge but trips over his robe. In a last ditch attempt, he casts a shield spell (6) which reflects the fireball back at you. (3) You dodge to the side, but it manages to set your sleeve on fire.
HOLY
You throw your coif over your head, and turn your sights on the wounded assassin. You launch a lightning bolt at him (6) which he dodges easily. It crashes through a =green glass window= in the distance, frying Urist MoustacheTwirler.
A-whoops.
RANDOM EVENT
RandomEvent Y/N=(5)=Y
Good/Bad=(1)=Oh shit
EVERYONE EXCEPT STEVEN
A demonic portal appears, and through it steps a fanged pig with bat wings. The pig takes to the skies, and it's mouth begin to glow with demonic energy.