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[RandomNumberGenerator]

Booze moat probably. My booze stockpiles are always overflowing.

[Narmy]

An elf blood moat surrounding my entrance.

[ThtblovesDF]

Swim traning with booze
(Also shower and booze flavoring facility, you know, blood & dirt)

[Urist Imiknorris]

Swim traning with booze
(Also shower and booze flavoring facility, you know, blood & dirt)

And vomit.

[Ralith]

Why, isn't it obvious? A super-long path which is completely forbidden to my dwarves and has magma beneath it and fire-bins in it, which closes on both ends as soon as you hit the 75% way through mark (if you last that long) and is never ever cleaned. Caravans and seiges must both go through a pit of hellish heat and molten corpses only to get trapped and killed before they even reach their destination.

[Xelek]

What about y'all? BoozeBlood moats, bloodbooze fountains? What creative uses could you imagine for universal fluid properties?

Fixed. You wouldn't want to waste all this precious booze by mixing it with the blood of invaders now, would you? Much less giving them an opportunity to get a taste of one of the four dwarven wonders, right?!

Jokes aside, wells and moats of blood, vomit drowning chambers, booze fountains and mist generators, boiling oil traps, anyone?

EDIT: How could I forget filling wells with booze, too.

[Holy Mittens]

Still not sure how to do the stripper factory, though.

Set their only profession to refuse hauling.

Set their clothes to be dumped.

[expwnent]

If heat can affect liquids, then you can make convection currents. And profit. Somehow.

[Itnetlolor]

Moat of "A little of everything". How would one describe swimming in that... stuff?

[Alkyon]

Moat of "A little of everything". How would one describe swimming in that... stuff?

"Chunky."

[Eagle_eye]

Plumbing system, sending booze to every room in the fortress.

[Naz]

A booze moat would be incredible. Carving a couple of giant stone faces near your entrance and linking them to a blood reservoir would be the world's greatest defensive system too.

[Mr Doctor]

Change water into booze in the raws.

[silverskull39]

build a giant cistern over a volcano, fill it with booze, and then have an annual dwarven rite of passage where a dwarf must deconstruct a wall near the edge and swim up the booze-stream to avoid being burned alive.

[Rotten]

Change water into booze in the raws.

You will never curse an aquifer again.