We're back.
FUCK YEAH
Welcome to SparkGear the flashing, smashing DF sensation that will rock your world.
You know how in all those BRAND X succession games some douchebag always drags out his turn across three weeks and everyone else is like GAWD GET ON WITH IT? In here, we curbstomp fuckers like that. Your turn is twenty four hours. Nothing more, nothing less. Got your dad's crappy old 286 that runs DF in realtime? TOUGH SHIT. Got work? Call in sick. Class? Fuck that. Sleep? FOR PUSSIES.
In classic SparkGear there is only one rule:
Don't talk ab DURING YOUR TURN, YOU ARE KING. Your predecessor made an awesome megaproject? Put a dick on it. Steal his royal bedroom. Put his avatar on latrine duty. (But being a dick will get you treated like a dick, so BEWARE). If the last sucker left you with an unplayable save (even FPS wise, SO DON'T LEAVE STONE LYING AROUND), revert to an older save. AND YOU BETTER UPLOAD THE MOTHERFUCKING SAVE ON TIME, MOTHERFUCKER.
This time around though, I feel like an additional rule. Just because I can.
We're building this fortress in the third motherfucking cavern. No construction may take place less than
fifty one hundred levels below the surface.
AND THOSE FORGOTTEN BEASTS HAD BEST BE ABLE TO PATH IN, OR ARE YOU SOME KINDA LADY-MAN?THIS WEEK'S LOSERS ARE (AKA THE PLAYER LIST):
Date | Sucker | NOTES |
17. | Demonic Spoon | Did the basic groundwork, started farming, built some rooms |
18. | LordSlowpoke | Killed the fort, the fucker. |
19. | Lord Shonus | Started from DS's save. Expanded the fort, like tripling the population. Killed some dwarves, mined adamantine. |
20. | Areku | NO NOTES |
21. | x2yzh9 | NO NOTES |
22. | Moontayle | NO NOTES |
23. | Barbarossa the Seal God | NO NOTES |
24. | Derekiv | NO NOTES |
No more reservations for the moment. Signup opens again on the 22.
Turns change at midnight GMT. In EST that is Fuck-If-I-Care, and in PST it's Lern-2-GMT.
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