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[Urist McOverlord]

So considering all the new healthcare stuff, it seems like we need something akin to a dwarven medical oath. It's going to be a challenge, considering that it must allow the militiaman that beats dwarves half to death to, upon deactivation, fix him back up again.

This is my challenge to you, fellow forumites. Strike the earth, ere the Fun... well, you know.

[Retro]

- I will never sober up during the course of treatment.

[Greiger]

-I will be purple.  Unless I'm better at something else.

[twwolfe]

I will give my fellow dwarves the most expensive stitches possible, to offset the lost of whatever made them need sewing up. Adamantine threads will be used if they are available

[Rotten]

-I will not care if the patients wounds heal before I arrive. They will be stitched anyways.

[Max White]

- I will amputate any rotting limbs, regardless of importance.

[FelixtheCats]

-I will not use the patients still-attatched beard hair to stitch up wounds.

[Cuchulain]

- I will do harm.

[Max White]

- I will be the first to die in an attack.

[o_O[WTFace]]

I shall-

URIST MCDOCTOR CANCELS OATH: THIRSTY

[Max White]

- I will conduct operations will my bare hands.

[They Got Leader]

- You don't need anesthesia, I brought the Hammerer along...

- You know this is my first time, right?

- Getting your dwarves back on the front line, ASAP.

- I promise to the best job. ^Maybe.

- Unpracticed? Unskilled in anything? BECOME A DOCTOR NOW!

[Max White]

- Armok help me, if that patient gets up ONE MORE TIME I'm going to nail them to there bed.

[Neyvn]

-The Patient is Hungry, The Patient is thirsty. The Patient is Starving, The Patient is Dehydrated. The Patient has died of Hunger, The Patient has died of Thirst... Listen I don't care. I am trying to fix him...

[dogstile]

- I shalt not ask for payment in thou economy