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[LordSlowpoke]

We kick logic out the window and make the impossible possible!  Just who the hell do you think we are?!  WE'RE TEAM DWARF FORTRESS!!!

OURS IS THE PICK THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!

It costs 400000 dwarfbucks to cook this booze for just 12 seconds.

[RedWarrior0]

We kick logic out the window and make the impossible possible!  Just who the hell do you think we are?!  WE'RE TEAM DWARF FORTRESS!!!

OURS IS THE PICK THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!

When you hear people talking about Team Dwarf Fortress and its dwarven leader, the epitome of magma dumping and elf-killing, legendary dwarf of all things overly done and way too complicated, they're talking about me, Urist!

[Spartan 117]

Hell can be defeated, through one simple method.

"GIGA DRILL BREAKAAAHH!"

[RedWarrior0]

SUPER TENGEN TOPPA GIGA DRILL BREAK!!!

Hell,  I'd like you to meet my friend. It's the size of a universe.

[Kamudo]

This topic is made of pure win. It reminds me why I liked the fortress community in the first place.

And, I don't believe in infinity, ya know? There can't be and incalculable amount of something. Everything has a definitive answer/amount... Least, I think so. -Kicks math in the face-

As previously stated, if there are over 18 quintillion demons or some crap, it's 'infinite' in the sense that it's something you'll probably never accomplish, but it's still possible.

Cause yeah, we play Dwarf Fortress. And we ain't nobody's bitch.

[Ilmoran]

And, I don't believe in infinity, ya know? There can't be and incalculable amount of something. Everything has a definitive answer/amount... Least, I think so. -Kicks math in the face-

Infinity is a concept.  What you're arguing against is whether anything actually is infinite, not infinity itself.

[Kamudo]

Wouldn't needing to know if something was actually infinite, help against the argument for Infinity? O-o

Math was never my strong point. xD
-Only finished Algebra-

Serves me right for growing up in a small town. =/

[Dogmeat]

Am I the only one who wants to BE the demons?

[Blackburn]

Am I the only one who wants to BE the demons?

If you take a step back, dwarves are pretty much just weak, surface-dwelling demons.

Like, a long, long time ago, the dwarven demons found a way to the surface, and began to propagate. As the millenniums passed, however, they yearned to return to their homes beneath the surface. Now every dwarf in the world is motivated by a desire to return to the depths. But they changed since they left, and their former comrades now view them as enemy intruders.

How sad, to return home only to be killed by all your friends because they don't know who you are anymore...

[Vercingetorix]

I have to admit, the concept of taming hell over a 13-year period (even more with a medium-sized world) is highly appealing.  I would be 35 when this effort ended and it would take longer than WWII to complete. 

That's Dwarf Fortress.

[LordSlowpoke]

I have to admit, the concept of taming hell over a 13-year period (even more with a medium-sized world) is highly appealing.  I would be 35 when this effort ended and it would take longer than WWII to complete. 

That's Dwarf Fortress.

By that time, you'd get this last Philosopher left in 2010, travelling all the way from the distant universes of 40d...
Urist McOppenheimer.
He demands pitchblende items in his room.

[Vercingetorix]

By that time, you'd get this last Philosopher left in 2010, travelling all the way from the distant universes of 40d...
Urist McOppenheimer.

He demands pitchblende items in his room.

At least once he shows up I can start exporting trinitite mugs.

[shadowform]

I have to admit, the concept of taming hell over a 13-year period (even more with a medium-sized world) is highly appealing.  I would be 35 when this effort ended and it would take longer than WWII to complete. 

That's Dwarf Fortress.

By that time, you'd get this last Philosopher left in 2010, travelling all the way from the distant universes of 40d...
Urist McOppenheimer.
He demands pitchblende items in his room.

Nah, more likely he'd make it just in tome for the .32 release.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I have to admit, the concept of taming hell over a 13-year period (even more with a medium-sized world) is highly appealing.  I would be 35 when this effort ended and it would take longer than WWII to complete. 

That's Dwarf Fortress.

By that time, you'd get this last Philosopher left in 2010, travelling all the way from the distant universes of 40d...
Urist McOppenheimer.
He demands pitchblende items in his room.

Nah, more likely he'd make it just in tome for the .32 release.

Dammit, now I need to think of a pun involving "tome."

[Ghavrel]

Am I the only one who wants to BE the demons?

Urist McStalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the fortress. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Stokosh were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Urist was a miner for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the miners and he said to dad "I want to be on the miners daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the mining station fortress of the Abbeys of Knives he knew there were demons.
"This is Stokosh" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his pick and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon--An enormous cockroach. It has red eyes and is grossly fat. Beware its poisonous gas!--and he fired the poisonous gas. John pickeded at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a skeletal dwarf.