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GlyphGryph

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Woman of SCIENCE!
« on: April 28, 2010, 10:38:27 am »

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You are a woman of SCIENCE! You've been hard at work, and have finally pulled together your own makeshift lab. If they'd been willing to help you, of course, this wouldn't have been necessary, but those chauvinistic men must have felt threatened by your sheer SCIENTIFICAL GENIUS! They laughed at you! They called you mad! MAD!?

You haven't been the only scientist shun by the community, of course. But the others were crazy, designing qualifications in MS Paint and wasting away making vague plans but remaining remarkably short on ACTION! You, however, are CLEARLY PERFECTLY ABSOLUTELY SANE, and they only kicked you out because you are a woman. And to solidify your superiority over those other shunned scientists, you've made your fake degrees in a cracked copy of Photoshop.

You'll show them all, though, that they should have funded you, supported you, nurtured you. You'll make them regret kicking you to the curb! And you'll do it for SCIENCE!

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You step towards and admire your degrees. They really are a work of art - you never though the flare effect could be put to such good use! It really conveys your master of your primary passion, that being...
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 10:40:19 am »

Basic Sciences (Suggestions Welcome for more obscure ones!):
Physics
Engineering
Chemistry
Biology
Psychology
Programming
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 10:40:50 am »

PROGRAMMING.
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 10:44:43 am »

programming we will be the super haxzor
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 10:51:55 am »

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Programming-
You are a master of processing systems relationships, obscure jargon, and logic. You can easily find flaws and security holes in the programming of others, build complex and seemingly impossible programs of your own, and you can do it all with a basic computer.

In addition, programming will allow you to simulate the effects of the other sciences at higher levels, allowing you to abstract many of the details and operate with much less equipment. It will also allow you to conduct other sciences more efficiently by automating certain aspects very precisely.

Programming works well with Engineering, since it will allow your machines to operate more efficiently and, eventually, autonomously.
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 11:17:22 am »

KILLBOTICS Engineering!
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2010, 11:44:53 am »

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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2010, 11:45:37 am »

Paranormal Research.
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 11:46:31 am »

but but, robots :'(
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 11:47:43 am »

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Programming: 1
Engineering: 2
Paranorma Research: 1
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 12:00:35 pm »

I'm sinking a vote for pogonology (study of beards)
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2010, 12:06:55 pm »

but but, robots :'(

Why robots when you can command something to posses said robots?
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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2010, 12:08:36 pm »

but but, robots :'(

Why robots when you can command something to posses said robots?

but other people cant make said robots as awesome as yours
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you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2010, 12:09:36 pm »

Go work the streets or search a husband so you can cook dammit.

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Re: Woman of SCIENCE!
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2010, 12:14:47 pm »

Programming- Lets make skynet!! Or failing that, SHODAN?
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