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Author Topic: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.  (Read 12142 times)

ExKirby

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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #105 on: May 03, 2010, 09:43:00 am »

Apply radioactive waste to Mad Fish-1.
So this.
Let's hope it grows a third eye.
You would do this but the closest you seem to have is your ash. Do you still want to proceed?
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #106 on: May 03, 2010, 10:48:29 am »

DOOOO EEEEETTT!

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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #107 on: May 03, 2010, 10:55:52 am »

Apply radioactive waste to Mad Fish-1.
So this.
Let's hope it grows a third eye.

You know this isn't how radiation works right? we are more likely to just kill it.
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #108 on: May 03, 2010, 11:01:32 am »

Apply radioactive waste to Mad Fish-1.
So this.
Let's hope it grows a third eye.

You know this isn't how radiation works right? we are more likely to just kill it.
Killing things with radiation is science. Mutating things with radiation is SCIENCE!
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #109 on: May 03, 2010, 11:03:46 am »

You decide to take your experiment and cover it in Nuke Ash. You should leave it 5 turns to breed.

Inventory;

5 Rats
5 Mice
4 Fish
3 Cat DNA
1 Mad SCIENTIST! DNA
Scalpel
DNA Extractor (Don't ask)
Other Biology Stuff
500 Ball Bearings
5m of Tubing
Tape Measure
Other Physics Equipment
Other Nuclear Equipment
5 Alkali
5 Acid
5 Neutral
Other Chemistry Equipment

Skills;

Biology Lvl3
Physics Lvl2
Radiation Book
Chemistry Book

Ideas;


Inventions;

None!
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #110 on: May 03, 2010, 11:24:40 am »

Gather various molds.
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #111 on: May 03, 2010, 11:38:24 am »

You go out and collect 6 units of mould!

Inventory;

5 Rats
5 Mice
4 Fish
3 Cat DNA
1 Mad SCIENTIST! DNA
Scalpel
DNA Extractor (Don't ask)
Other Biology Stuff
500 Ball Bearings
5m of Tubing
Tape Measure
Other Physics Equipment
Other Nuclear Equipment
5 Alkali
5 Acid
5 Neutral
Other Chemistry Equipment
6 Common Mould

Skills;

Biology Lvl3
Physics Lvl2
Radiation Book
Chemistry Book

Ideas;


Inventions;

None!
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #112 on: May 03, 2010, 11:47:03 am »

Attempt to extract various useful chemicals from the mold.
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #113 on: May 03, 2010, 12:12:20 pm »

Attempt to extract various useful chemicals from the mold.
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #114 on: May 03, 2010, 12:14:19 pm »

Now how do you intend to do th-Oh, there's a chemical extractor amongst your stuff. But I should tell you now-without it's chemicals, the moss will just collapse and be worthless. Knowing that, how many bits of moss do you want to use, if any?
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #115 on: May 03, 2010, 12:59:32 pm »

Wait, is it moss, or mold? Those are two very different things.
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #116 on: May 03, 2010, 01:04:22 pm »

no we want mushroom farms  :D
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #117 on: May 03, 2010, 01:40:55 pm »

Really? Well, it's mould.
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #118 on: May 03, 2010, 01:49:07 pm »

yes you must extract the chemicals from the moulds then you can make penicillin (woo)
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Re: A man of SCIENCE! Who may actually do things once in a while.
« Reply #119 on: May 03, 2010, 02:55:00 pm »

Please note that if you ARE extracting, I need a number.
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