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Author Topic: RTD1.8 A little ration  (Read 8131 times)

RAM

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Re: RTD1
« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2010, 10:18:08 pm »

Go into the elevator and walk really cool
You Try to step forward but stub your toes on a panel, you are then assaulted by an irritating beeping sound. There doesn't seem to be any room to move here.

I attempt to remember any kind of information I may have gained during my lifetime about this area.
Oooooh, kittens, yay! And they have all adopted you, and there are so many!

BREAKAH!
You feel something crunch under your head hand, and then pain. You feel cramped, but there is open space ahead of you, and a beeping sound.

Fondle some buns. Heartily.
You smell fresh baked buns, the best you have ever smelled. You reach out and caress them, join with them, become one with them. You are now a bun, and it is the best thing ever!

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pull self out of waiting-abyss. With fire related lolz.
The fourth wall continues to survive your assault, though you can see that it has been damaged from previous attempts. The place beyond reality does start to warm up a little, but warmth would probably ruin your reputation as beings that should not be...



Cosmic horrors assault reality, with fire! While fluffy freshness makes a great distraction...

Jetsquirrel: Pain in toes.
   ESP 1
Schilcote: Kittens everywhere.
Spartan 117: Pain and cuts on right hand.
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inteuniso: Form of bun.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: RTD1
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2010, 12:23:53 am »

Go examine the hole in time and try to bend it with sheer will

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Re: RTD1
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2010, 06:03:00 am »

Attempt to absorb the memetic energy of all the kittens to either
A: gain UNLIMITED COSMIC POWAR
or
B: Create Longcat and Tacgonol.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTD1
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2010, 06:28:53 am »

Mind control kittens into attacking fourth wall.
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Re: RTD1
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2010, 06:05:12 pm »

Use Spiral Power to create a drill glove.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
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Re: RTD1
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2010, 07:34:29 pm »

Make more buns.
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Lol scratch that I'm building a marijuana factory.

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Re: RTD1
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2010, 04:41:10 am »

Make more buns.
You are now a bun floating above your comatose body.

Use Spiral Power to create a drill glove.
Surprisingly enough your hand remains unshod, although it continues to bleed painfully.

Attempt to absorb the memetic energy of all the kittens to gain UNLIMITED COSMIC POWAR
You wake up, the door of your pod slides open.

Go examine the hole in time and try to bend it with sheer will
Your eyes clear and the door of your pod opens.

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Mind control kittens into attacking fourth wall.
The kittens tear a section of the fourth wall into shrapnel, but it quickly seals over again, and is reinforced.

You are in a metallic room, with 4 cylinders along one wall, and a door and window upon the far wall looking into a metallic corridor. There are various lights and panels around the room, but none of them look responsive, except for control panels on the side of each cylinder. There is an irritating beeping sound that woke up those of you who were still asleep.<maniacal laughter>

The beeping falls silent, as the cylinder doors open, and you can hear a friendly tune playing in the background, but it is quickly drown out by a louder and more insistent beeping from one of the cylinders. There is a fresh backed bun floating in front of it, which seems to be completely intangible. The pod's occupant seems to be alive but unresponsive, there is a panel to the side of it with various graphs and figures, some of which are blue, and some of which are red.

The far wall of the corridor begins to crack. Kittens(Shilcote remembers them from a dream) seem to coalesce around the cracks, with no discernible source. With a great mewling more kittens can be seen pushing the cracks open from the far side. With a groaning sound the metal bubbles and cracks under the onslaught. A single kitten bursts through the wall, leaving a great hole in the wall that seems to be regenerating by itself. This kitten is unremarkable except for being bright red with sharp black lines forming bizarre symbols(You are not quite sure how some lines can go underneath others on a flat surface, and you were not aware until now that anguish, morbid curiosity, and "I will get you when you sleep" were shades of pure black...) upon its body, coagulated blood oozing from its claws and teeth, and being about 2 metres tall. There are a number of apparently normal kittens about it.


Jetsquirrel: In room with cylinders
   ESP 1
Schilcote: In room with cylinders
   summoning 0
Spartan 117: In room with cylinders
   Pain and cuts on right hand.
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inteuniso: In room with cylinders
   Form of bun.
   comatose.
   Projection 1
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2010, 06:15:18 am »

KILL THE KIITEEHS WITH TIME!

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2010, 07:08:57 am »

Use the power of not-existing to make the demon kitten stronger!
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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2010, 12:05:33 pm »

Attempt to remember that Demon Lore class I took in 23rd grade. While running.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2010, 03:22:26 pm »

Hunt for molepigs.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2010, 03:25:30 pm »

Suggestion: Don't use purple for text color. Can't make out a thing on Darkling.
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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2010, 03:56:55 pm »

Yeah bro, you're silly forum game purple is hurting me.
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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2010, 05:43:10 pm »

So Yeah.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
"Sometimes being a dwarf has it's advantages, KNEE-CAPPING TIME!"

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Re: RTD1.4 The day the world stood boringly.
« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2010, 06:49:07 pm »

where dem rolls at
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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