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[ein]

Welcome to the forums.
Watch out for bears.

[Itnetlolor]

Welcome to the forums. Dig deeper to find some hidden fun stuff.

[RedKing]

An immigrant has arrived!

So what are you? Miner? Carpenter? Better not be any more damn Milkers....

[ClaySpider]

I'm a lost claycrafter with no hands! (Armok jumped me, I fell and my hands went off)
So I guess that with my impressive linguistics, I'd make a perfect manager... and noble.

I refuse to work! *sends hammerdwarf after Tarran*

Aside from that, thanks for the welcomes.
There's a hobo giving out free hugs at the door, waaaay over there.

*exit by teleporting organs out one by one*

[ToonyMan]

Hello.

Wake up Neo.

WAKE UPPP

[MrWiggles]

So...

I was visiting a friend whom I had to go see by a 4 hour train ride. Not that far, but not an everyday visit. His live in girlfriend knew, so it was a surprise. I got to the door, and text him. *Knock Knock*, when I figured he was in the living room.

I knocked twice and heard a 'Gah!'

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Haha so he was right there at the door? Nice timing. Another good one is holding the door handle so they can't turn it to open the door. But it's more difficult >_>

[ClaySpider]

@MrWiggles
What?
Unless you're referring to some dwarf problem, I really don't get where you're going at.
And since it's my thread, I demand that you clarify!

[Huesoo]

Looks like we have dictator here.

[Renault]

@MrWiggles
What?
Unless you're referring to some dwarf problem, I really don't get where you're going at.
And since it's my thread, I demand that you clarify!

I wonder if he knows what fate typically awaits those who make mandates...

[Rilder]

@MrWiggles
What?
Unless you're referring to some dwarf problem, I really don't get where you're going at.
And since it's my thread, I demand that you clarify!

I wonder if he knows what fate typically awaits those who make mandates...

* Rilder idly sharpens lever.

[Heron TSG]

That won't help much. You can't repeatedly pull a lever after the lever  chops your hands off.

[MrWiggles]

Nobel Mr. Wiggles mandates the construction of platinum goblets.

[Tarran]

Nobel Mr. Wiggles mandates the construction of platinum goblets.

So, you're a Nobel prize and you want Platinum goblets?

Awesome sauce.