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Tyg13

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Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« on: April 11, 2010, 08:02:45 pm »

You are an intrepid adventurer, starting out in the lovely Human City of Galsekgil. Armed solely with your fancy maple training sword and shield, your undying wit, and an incredibly unfailing ability to find trouble or make some accidentally, you plan to set out and face the world as...

Wait...

Who are you again?

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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2010, 08:50:32 pm »

You are Obog Glasswatered!
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 09:01:44 pm »

Obog Glasswatered of the Glazed Trumpets of Sails.
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2010, 09:03:24 pm »

Oh yes, Obog Glasswatered of the Glazed Trumpets of Sails! How could you have forgotten. Silly you, it seems your undying wit can't stop you from getting ever so forgetful at times. It doesn't worry you, although you can't but help to remember that you also don't know what race you are.

Hmmm...

Oh yes, you remember! You're a(n)..

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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2010, 09:05:02 pm »

Half-Dwarf Half-Elf.. don't ask..
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2010, 09:07:48 pm »

A normal sized ant.
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2010, 09:11:37 pm »

Human!!!1
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2010, 09:18:25 pm »

No wonder you've been confused! You're actually half-dwarf and half-elf. You'd rather not explain, but it goes without saying that a lot of liquor went into the making. Hmm... now that you have your obviously addled brain back into place, you decide you'd better get going.

You, Obog Glasswatered of the Glazed Trumpet of Sails the Dwelf, are ready to start your journey.

What will you do first?

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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2010, 09:20:30 pm »

wander the wilderness aimlessly until I find some wolves!
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2010, 09:21:17 pm »

Go and kill rats! FOR GREAT EXP
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2010, 09:21:56 pm »

Throw pieces of dust against the wall until you're a legendary thrower.
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2010, 09:38:07 pm »

wander the wilderness aimlessly until I find some wolves!
(1) You, Obog Glasswatered, wander aimlessly in the wilderness. Perhaps we should have found out more about this area. The unforgiving wilderness seems extremely hard to navigate, and you can't but help to think you're lost. Unfortunately, you don't exactly find any wolves.
 
Go and kill rats! FOR GREAT EXP
(6) Being lost sure does throw some fun things to do your way. Or so you thought. A giant rat jumps on you from behind as you wander through the woodland terrain. (6) The rat swings at your backside, but you're quick to swivel and thrust your -Maple Training Sword- directly at the giant rat's stomach. (1) You curse yourself and your horridly dull sword. The rat flies directly into the blade, yet the tip refuses to pierce. It falls to the ground unharmed.

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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 09:39:42 pm »

Attack it again!
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2010, 09:48:37 pm »

if that fails: kick it!
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Re: Dwarf Forum - Adventure Mode
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2010, 07:12:59 am »

Gouge out it's eyes
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