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Lemunde

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Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« on: April 11, 2010, 01:34:06 pm »

No words can describe how hilariously ridiculous this is.  Just look:
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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2010, 01:51:11 pm »

No words can describe how hilariously ridiculous this is.  Just look:
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There's a problem here. He isn't drinking any thing dwarven.
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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 02:01:49 pm »

No words can describe how hilariously ridiculous this is.  Just look:
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There's a problem here. He isn't drinking any thing dwarven.
You're right.  He showed up with the elven caravan.  Apparently they left him too close to their booze.
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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2010, 02:04:24 pm »

No words can describe how hilariously ridiculous this is.  Just look:
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There's a problem here. He isn't drinking any thing dwarven.
You're right.  He showed up with the elven caravan.  Apparently they left him too close to their booze.

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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2010, 03:04:34 pm »

Wait, does this mean that even tame grizzlies will guzzle your beer? I find this highly offputting!
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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2010, 03:31:13 pm »

A grizzly bear has died from liver cancer.
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With [SLOW_LEARNER], dwarves probably don't sit around and talk anymore. They just stand in the same corner altogether, staring at each other, sticking their bearded lips out trying to make sounds. And giggling when someone actually says a whole word.

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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2010, 03:32:16 pm »

You think Grizzlies are bad?

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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2010, 03:34:03 pm »

Something tells me that's just one bear, and he did it all in one big megaswallow.
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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2010, 03:37:12 pm »

Still no dwarven drinks. Either it's too much for the guys or you guys are drinking that human and elven crap.
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Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2010, 03:39:09 pm »

Polars are far worse.
Coca-cola bear became an alcoholic.

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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2010, 03:40:51 pm »

Polars are far worse.
Coca-cola bear became an alcoholic.
He started drinking Jack and Coke and slowly phased out the Coke.
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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2010, 04:45:59 pm »

Yeah, the problem with curiousbeast_guzzlers is that they drain entire barrels instantly - and can move on to the next barrel within frames to do the same. Leave them in a stockpile, and no matter the size it'll be gone really quickly.

That being said, the fact that the elves brought a bear that drank all their own alcohol is amazing.

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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 04:58:23 pm »

Giant moles do this too. One drank my entire booze stockpile (200+ drinks) after it escaped from an underground cavern.  :-\
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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2010, 04:59:42 pm »

Giant moles do this too. One drank my entire booze stockpile (200+ drinks) after it escaped from an underground cavern.  :-\
That mole must be hunt down and destroyed.
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Grizzly bears not going to AA meetings...
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2010, 05:02:19 pm »

Giant moles do this too. One drank my entire booze stockpile (200+ drinks) after it escaped from an underground cavern.  :-\
That mole must be hunt down and cooked.

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