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[Urist Imiknorris]

Spoiler: GTA IN GUNNERKRIGG???? (click to show/hide)

Heh, that was funny.  I wonder how far I'll get tonight.

Imagine if someone showed her DF, and explained what all those little flashing thingies represented.

Annie would NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN.
Kat would be instantly hooked.

[Cheddarius]

Man, Kat would just figure out how to use Dwarven Physics to build magma cannons that are themselves made out of magma.

"A thermos?! And... coat hangers?!"

[Lord Dakoth]

Man, Kat would just figure out how to use Dwarven Physics to build magma cannons that are themselves made out of magma.

"A thermos?! And... coat hangers?!"

"And proteins!"

[Urist Imiknorris]

Man, Kat would just figure out how to use Dwarven Physics to build magma cannons that are themselves made out of magma.

"A thermos?! And... coat hangers?!"

Now I need to mod these objects into the game. Then I shall add a custom workshop built with them that turns random corpse parts into iron.

[Cheddarius]

Make iron crafts called "thermos" and "coat hanger". Make a custom workshop called "Science lab". If possible, make it so that only legendary alchemists can use it (is there an alchemist job? Make a scientist job if needed that trains at a novice science lab. It should use metal and produce small crafts). Then, make a reaction that fails 99% of the time, but when it doesn't fail, produces an Antigrav Generator worth 300,000 dwarfbucks base value.

[Acanthus117]

Don't forget to put in Boxbots.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Don't forget to put in Boxbots.

Free axedwarf training.

[Acanthus117]

But the Jones monster is a Ubermegabeast, and if she attacks, you might as well pull the magma-flooding lever to kill all your dwarves.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I can't believe we're actually discussing a Gunnerkrigg mod for DF.

[Cheddarius]

Make Boxbots an iron craft (possibly also made from something terrible, like rotten goblin chunks or skulls or something), and make a Training Facility that consumes boxbots to give weapon training.

[lordnincompoop]

I do read it, now. Just recently found it after background-checking Akigagak's avatar. Great comic.

[Osmosis Jones]

I think we can all agree now that whatever Jones is, it isn't plain human. 

[Eduren]

The wall is clearly made of styrofoam. Same with the ether station. You guys are blowing her strength way out of proportion.

[Jackrabbit]

Yeah, that wall looks like it'd crumble if I breathed on it, and Jones needed the dip anyway.

[Cheddarius]

Meanwhile, on the other side...
"Can't you see-ee-ee, you belong with OHGODWHAT"