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Karnewarrior

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Madworld:Sometime:Someplace:Someplace more specific:A padded room
« on: April 08, 2010, 06:03:18 pm »
*!!MADWORLD!!*

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You were never quite normal. You could blend in well with other kids, sure, but you were'nt like them, not in some way. Maybe the fact you were always talking to you pet chicken, Frank, didn't help any. But that's your history, which doesn't matter because you never knew what the word history meant.
You liked to play games as a child. Games like Halo, Dwarf Fortress, Kitten Cannon, and Command and Conquer (which you never could spell quite right) kept your mind from running.
Alas, you are no longer a child, you are an adult, a -- wait, didn't we just get off the subject of your history? Maybe that tiger is a more pressing concern. OH GOD! OH GOD IT'S EATING MY FACE OFF! DEAR LORD WHYYY?!?!? OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!

You awake. Your eyes are closed. Your bed is soft. Your face is intact. You have a male condition. your hair is being pulled. you hear laughter. you are filled with joy at the sound. you are comfortable. You wonder why you forgot to capitalize your thoughts. You wonder why you are being so clinical. Your leg is broke.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2010, 04:40:13 pm by Karnewarrior »
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

Phantom

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Re: Madworld:monday:Earth
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 06:06:24 pm »
Sit up.
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Re: Madworld:monday:Earth
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 06:08:53 pm »
Do what Phantom said but fall to the floor right after.
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Re: Madworld:monday:Earth
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 06:13:31 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on April 08, 2010, 06:08:53 pm
fall to the floor right after.
Nein.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Madworld:monday:Earth
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 06:22:02 pm »
you sit up. you debate falling over. the vote is a tie, so you do both simultaniously. this causes you to break your reality, launching you to another one!

NEW MADWORLD: Ozzy Osbournes nostril:Monday:1985

there is snot. there are boogers. there is a dead fly. Jesus can be seen in the shadow of one of the boogers. the breath is hot. you wonder again why there is no capitalization of your thoughts. you realize you don't care.
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Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:monday:Earth
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2010, 06:22:48 pm »
Suicide.
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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 06:42:15 pm »
you attempt suicide. you fail at suicide. you have a mouthfull of snot. you are facedown. your front is dirty. you realize you are wearing no clothes.
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Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 06:50:47 pm »
 Jump out of nostril.
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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 07:45:57 pm »
Convince Ozzy to bite the head off a bat during one of his concerts.

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Karnewarrior

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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 01:47:16 pm »
You change your thinking style, because the old one was getting annoying. You decide that, despite being absolute suicide, you should jump out of Ozzy's nostril. As you leave, you grab that odd booger with the shadow that looks like jesus.
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Splat!!!!!
You land in some white powder, and it coats your form like in a cartoon. What, did you expect to die that easily? Foolish little man, You must be more insane than that to die. Unfortunately your rant is stopped by a large shadow. You look up and...

"Ozzy!" You shout, the white powder falling from your arms and landing in the snot that surrounds you once again. He snorted you. Icky, huh?
"Bite the head off a bat!" You shout. There is no anwser. Jesus booger laughs at you.
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Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 02:55:20 pm »
Eat white powder.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 06:56:55 pm »
You eat the powder. There are no immediate effects.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 06:57:53 pm »
Eat jesus
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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 07:14:39 pm »
you take a bite out of the booger. You immediately vomit. This causes Ozzy to sneeze, launching you out of his nose you splat against the table. Damn Prima Donnas.

NEW !!MADWORLD!!: Winston Churchills house, 1945: Victory Celebration.

You land with a splat in the great hall of Winston Churchill, who looks horrified to have an undefined nude person covered in snot and vomit land in his hall. He was entertaining Guests. There's a large banner reading NAZIS LOSE HAHA! over a large table holding what appears to be chicken, pork, and brownies. You are in possession of a very large booger, still proportionate to you from Ozzys nose.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:monday:Winston Churchills house:1945: Victory Party
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 07:26:21 pm »
Yell:
"CHURCHILL! YOU MUST DO OPERATION UNTHINKABLE OR THE RUSSIANS WILL START A WAR WITH THE ALLIES! THEY HAVE EVEN COPIED EINSTEINS NUCLEAR BOMB!"
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