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janglur

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God I flipping love this version
« on: April 05, 2010, 07:30:53 pm »
Despite the game-crushing bugs (can't get past first year... if it isn't acid rain, it's retard doctors.  If it's not delayed reaction surgeons, it's farm shortages.  If it's not farm shortages, it's
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I just watched my last two dwarves hole up in the boozery (what luck!), when Erik the Mad goes... well, mad, and begins slowly chopping up his WIFE bit... by bit..... by bit....
Finger.... by finger....
Toe... by toe...
Ear... by eyelid... by tooth...
Skin...by fat... by muscle...
Peice by peice, with a bronze axe...
to death.
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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 07:50:05 pm »
Guess he thought her 'assets' should be 'divided'. Badum-tsh!
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Quote from: smokingwreckage on March 27, 2010, 11:31:58 pm
In order to improve the universe's frame rate, we must all throw rocks into volcanoes and then do absolutely nothing, worldwide, for a week, to take pressure off pathfinding.

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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 07:51:00 pm »
Im not even sure if that made sense myself... I THINK it does...
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Quote from: Eruonen on January 24, 2008, 05:29:00 pm
Proper English will make people take you more serious.
Quote from: smokingwreckage on March 27, 2010, 11:31:58 pm
In order to improve the universe's frame rate, we must all throw rocks into volcanoes and then do absolutely nothing, worldwide, for a week, to take pressure off pathfinding.

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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 08:41:03 pm »
Quote from: janglur on April 05, 2010, 07:30:53 pm
Despite the game-crushing bugs (can't get past first year... if it isn't acid rain, it's retard doctors.  If it's not delayed reaction surgeons, it's farm shortages.  If it's not farm shortages, it's
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I just watched my last two dwarves hole up in the boozery (what luck!), when Erik the Mad goes... well, mad, and begins slowly chopping up his WIFE bit... by bit..... by bit....
Finger.... by finger....
Toe... by toe...
Ear... by eyelid... by tooth...
Skin...by fat... by muscle...
Peice by peice, with a bronze axe...
to death.

That's pretty brutal. Got pics?
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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 09:40:45 pm »
Sadly no.  But now that i've figured out how squads work, I can actually... you know... fight back?

I WILL have some epic battles.  I am already working on a bloodfont!  =D
My challenge is... waterbloodfall or actually try screwing with the complexities of water pressure and actually try to MAKE a spray-up fountian, so we can have a waterfountainbloodfountainPURE AWESOME?


As I told my friend today..
If Today stopped here, just fixed all the bugs, loose ends, and speed the thing up considerably, he can just retire knowing he's made the most complexely awesome game EVER made.  And, possibly, ever will be made.

Quote to friend:
"It's an -={☼Ultra Realistic Sadist Micromanager's Sim Gorefest☼}=- as is."
« Last Edit: April 05, 2010, 09:42:16 pm by janglur »
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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 10:14:25 pm »
Quote from: janglur on April 05, 2010, 09:40:45 pm
As I told my friend today..
If Today stopped here, just fixed all the bugs, loose ends, and speed the thing up considerably, he can just retire knowing he's made the most complexely awesome game EVER made.  And, possibly, ever will be made.
And yet, Toady will continue to make it more awesome.
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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 10:16:49 pm »
Quote from: Cruxador on April 05, 2010, 10:14:25 pm
Quote from: janglur on April 05, 2010, 09:40:45 pm
As I told my friend today..
If Today stopped here, just fixed all the bugs, loose ends, and speed the thing up considerably, he can just retire knowing he's made the most complexely awesome game EVER made.  And, possibly, ever will be made.
And yet, Toady will continue to make it more awesome.
That's why I admire him so.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 10:32:27 pm »
Inb4 1000 internet tough guys say that this game isn't awesome and that Toady isn't working hard enough.
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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 10:49:48 pm »
This game is crap, seriously toady step it up
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 26, 2012, 12:13:21 am
If dwarves decided to live in trees like hippies, they'd still do it better than the elves.

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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 10:51:42 pm »
 ::)
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 10:53:23 pm »
If it wasn't obvious; "joke".
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 26, 2012, 12:13:21 am
If dwarves decided to live in trees like hippies, they'd still do it better than the elves.

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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 10:56:46 pm »
The eyerolling was in acknowledgement of that joke as well.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 11:11:14 pm »
I thought it might have been.
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on January 26, 2012, 12:13:21 am
If dwarves decided to live in trees like hippies, they'd still do it better than the elves.

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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 11:14:23 pm »
Good.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: God I flipping love this version
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 12:07:22 am »
Lol.
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